Just because it’s perfectly cromulant, doesn’t mean I have to like it.
Only on The Dope, Folks! 
Learn something new every day, like it or not!
Is this white collar Club Med jail, or federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail?
You’ve lead a trite and meaningless life. And you’re a very bad person.
Did you make it through the day without getting picked up by the coppers?
He is not posting, oh shit!
Hey, PM me for my number and you can make an agreement that they’ll stop calling you if you pass it on to them. Not only will that get them off your back but, since I make dinners late and my wife’s been asking me to treat her to Peking Duck…
–G!
That would be so slick! Like water off a duct’s back!
Been playing cards all day, hiding from the man. I did get a repeat call but nothing else.
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If I got one of these calls, I’d simply bribe my way out of it.
Using the money I’m getting from a Nigerian Banker.