You know, this women would have saved herself a lot of aggrevation if she had just decided to sue the fast food place she really got the finger at instead of taking it to Wendy’s.
I did misread that. I’m still surprised if it had been cooked ahead of time - that might not be a detail the average hoaxer would remember. If it was, it’s a nice touch.
True - the culprit could be some bastard behind the counter who slipped it in as it was being served, and still hasn’t fessed up. Having two witnesses who say she talked about putting it in herself points the, heh heh, finger away from the employees though.
This morning I had “pigs in a blanket” (sausage wrapped in pancake) for breakfast, and shouted out “Ooh, a finger!” when I opened the pancake.
We all had a good chuckle.
I am now waiting for the “let’s jump to a conclusion because it supports my little vegan agenda” :rolleyes: OP to come in and at the very least do an “Emily Littela”. But- given human nature, I am likely going to be waiting for a very long time…
Er…it’s Alferd .
Open to debate. He apparently used Alferd inconsistently. He did use his legal name of Alfred for legal purposes.
Well, there’s that guy in Germany. We could ask him. After all a penis is just a boneless finger. 
When I came to work this morning, there was a dead mouse lying in front of the coffee maker. I said to my coworker, “I hear Wendy’s is giving out free milkshakes to lure customers back – we should take the dead mouse to Wendy’s and say we found it in one of the free milkshakes.”
Instead, we hid the computer mouse of another coworker and left the dead mouse in its place. Hilarity will ensue tomorrow.
I wanna work where you work.
It’s not all fun and games here – I’ve been here 10 years, and today was the first time I ever found a dead critter in the break room. On the other hand, some of the people in my group have gotten in some serious trouble for some of the pranks they’ve pulled.
No, no - that’s a typo. The memo was supposed to say the employee gets a plaque, not the plague.
Good thing it wasn’t Lorena Bobbit at that Wendy’s. Because then it would be a case of penis ensues.
Ahhh, the burgers of the Gods.
It appears that the police have fingered their, ummmm, finger. loser. guy.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/13/wendys.finger.ap/index.html
Yep–it was an anonymous tip.
Daniel
This thread has been worth it, for the puns alone.
Just a few minutes ago, I heard on some “news radio” station that the finger has been identified. It belongs to the husband of a friend.
And did you see that her husband has been arrested too? Among other things, he was stealing people’s identities. So now they’re both in jail. All thanks to the scrutiny she subjected herself and her family when she attempted to pull a stunt like this on one of the big daddies.
Looks like her greed was her downfall.
Bwahahahaha.
Or a friend of the husband - I just started paying attetion enough to barely catch the tail end of the report.
I must admit that I’m a bit relieved that the origin of the finger is known. I was afraid this was going to be one of those where we never find out how she got it.
It all gives a whole new meaning to “finger food”.