The American people were duped by a socialist who fantasized about rape and doesn’t own a comb or an Armani suit. Now he will confiscate all their houses, boats and their daughters and send everyone else to the Gulag. :eek:
Counterrevolutionary thread reported to People’s Commissariat of Internal Affairs!
That could be practically anybody. Could you give us a hint; initials, maybe?
Hm. Sanders I am pretty sure doesn’t own a comb or an Armani suit. What was that about rape?
Wait. I don’t own an Armani suit and I don’t need a comb. My initials are EM.
But I’m not a socialist but a real double-dyed Communist! Everybody knows that EM=C[sup]2[/sup]
Why would a man want to wear a suit?
We do not have a forum for incoherence, but rants go in The BBQ Pit.
Off with you.
This is the second time today I saw the word “gulag” in the midst of a bizarre and incoherent rant, but from a different poster.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18615524&postcount=99
What kind of weird zeitgeist is this? Or is this a basic sock situation?
He makes some great chicken, though.
Maybe he won his race to the bottom.
I thought that was Great Debates.
It’s National Gulag Day. Obama’s latest thing.
Mmmm, I could go for some gulag right now. Pasta and beef dishes are so comforting, yanno?
As long as they are made of grass and tree bark, knock yourself out.
Let’s all go to the gulag,
Let’s all go to the gulag,
Let’s all go to the gulag,
And get ourselves oppressed!
Accompanied by dancing blini, piroshki and bowls of borscht, of course.
There’s a Gulag Archipelago? Is that a reference to something I’m just not getting?
(Edited to cure an auto-correct)
“It’s a book.”
Say what you will, in any other Internet forum that response would have read…
“Crack a book, you uncultured heathen!” Just sayin’, Malden Capell, you do us all proud!
The political/literary references are flying… move over, Dennis Miller!
(No, seriously, Dennis— move over. Come back to us.)