We're (hic) #1 (hic) in Denver (errrrp)

[wolfman]

[bolding mine]
When all was said and drunk, the place one would have expected to earn the title of “Most Fatally Inebriated”–New Orleans–staggered in sixth from last. Instead, the city with the most toxic levels of intoxication is Denver. Who knows? Maybe the thin air makes everyone thickheaded about designating drivers and limiting libations.

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article/0,2823,s1-3-0-0-1661,00.html

That’sh right folks. You allllll are bunch of pansy pansyweights. We arrrre the drunkesht of the land… hey… you lookin at me? You wanna start sumptin? thatsh wut I thoudght… ohhh, nicshe rack, wanna dance babeee, cum on wuts the probum , scruw you prubibly a whore anyway, ahhh crapp, I gotta take a pishh.

And yet we still manage to be one of the healthiest cities around, Hehe.

[Trillionaire]

Denver is the home of these guys who probably contribute a lot to the stats.

[Kilvert_s_Pagan]

@Men's Health Article

First, we tapped municipal police departments and scanned the FBI’s Uniform Crime Report to determine the DWI arrest rates for the 101 largest cities in the nation.

So if Denver had a significantly higher enforcement rate, resulting in more DUIs, the effect would be that their score would be worse than otherwise. Seems like a perverse effect. My experience is that Denver is orders of magnitude more strict about such things than are the cops of The Big Easy.

[St.Urho]

The news report I heard on the radio about this referred to the findings as “sobering”

[Rock_n_Roach]

(hic) Denber? heck, I din’t even half to go out of my onw town to (hic) out of my own toun to (hic) to get to where I’m at (burp)

But I hope (hic) hope your’e havin phun!