http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article/0,2823,s1-3-0-0-1661,00.html
That’sh right folks. You allllll are bunch of pansy pansyweights. We arrrre the drunkesht of the land… hey… you lookin at me? You wanna start sumptin? thatsh wut I thoudght… ohhh, nicshe rack, wanna dance babeee, cum on wuts the probum , scruw you prubibly a whore anyway, ahhh crapp, I gotta take a pishh.
And yet we still manage to be one of the healthiest cities around, Hehe.