Have you been meaning to ask another Doper a question?
Have you wanted to post something that’s not really worthy of a thread of its own – but you haven’t found the right context in which to do it?
Have a message for another Doper?
Maybe it belongs in this thread.
NoClueBoy, I have something for you that may change your life: 24 across: 4 letters. ends with e. “What every detective looks for.”
Elucidator, I’ve been saving up for one big GUFFAW!!!
Dammit, I had hundreds of these, and do you think I can remember a single one now. meh!
Oh, what happened to the Doper who accidentally adopted a stray cat which is now living under the sink in the bathroom?
The entirity of my indexed, cross-referenced and colour-coded post-it notes, each featuring just such a type of forum-less question as you have so kindly offered a home for, Zoe, were consumed in a cloud of fire, brimstone and re-burped charcoal briquettes in the last Angry Dragons invasion. It was a tragedy. The wall to which they were attached will never be the same again.
So, Zoe: Goin’ to the game Wednesday? I went up for the AU/Vandy game in September, but I’ll not make it to this one.
We have out of town visitors, so the missus can’t go. She’s not enthusiastic about turning me loose, unsupervised, in Printer’s Alley on New Year’s Eve. Oh well, you asked. 
I love this place… just had to post it. You… yes, YOU, make this place wonderful! Thank you for being you…
you know who YOU are!! Don’t be bashful… you’ve earned it!
I have one. I would like to ask Qadgop the Mercatan where babies come from.
Hey Qadgop, where do babies come from?
I have one, too. I always wondered what happened with the poster who started a thread titled “Nightstand of the living dead” or something close to that. I never remember to check until the board is running slowly, like right now, so I don’t even know the poster’s name. At any rate, the thread was about a person who went to Mexico to buy a bedroom furniture set, but since their Spanish wasn’t fluent, they weren’t sure exactly what they were going to end up with. I looked for a follow up thread, but maybe missed it? Entertaining and interesting thread, though you wouldn’t think it, from my memory.
Why thank you, Sanguine.
Uhh… Uhh… Trees! Trucks! Turpentine… Talc… Tapioca.
The Beta Band is really, really good.
Eve: I remember hearing that you’re an author, and I love your posts, so… Direct me to some of your writings?
Yeah, I had a couple of questions for Tuckerfan: Did you ever find out what your neighbors do (that mysteriously have different vehicles parked at their trailer every night)? And there was some sign on the way to your work that confounded you, something like Danger or Beware Something. Did you ever figure that out?
Whatever happened to the Scandinavian (Norway?) guy and his romance with pyjama girl?
KidCharlemagne went on some kind of rough it adventure in the desert and was taught to live off the land last year but never posted a follow up thread. S’up?
When will Cecil personally greet another Doper on this message board?
Glue!
Fire!
Hare!
Fate!
Lake!
Love!
Wire!
Tare!
Mare!
Gore!
Inwe!
Tine!
Mime!
Face!
Case!
Cane!
Pane!
Mane!
Shoe!
Elle!
Cave!
Dope!
Coke!
Cake!
Fake!
Stop me, please…