Let me tell ya bout the rabbits, Gadarene
*The town was sure they had FINALLY caught one of the mafia scum, and held off on the frenzy that caused them to murder ET before his time. This time they would plan. This time they would be methodical. This time they would be RIGHT!
They spent all of the dusk building a gallowes to properly hang the vermin, but a Gadarene was brave walking to the noose.
As the trap door fell from under Gadarene’s feet the town learned the truth.*
Gadarene a citizen, has been lynched.
Day breaks at 1am Friday at the latest.
Good luck
Oh, but I have a bad, bad feeling about this night.
I told you so. 
I’ve said this before, but maybe now you people will listen to me: either (1) the Mafia had a significant hand in the events of the last gameday, in which case many of you are getting royally played, or else (2) it’s been townies against townies for the last twenty-odd pages, and this is a clusterfuck of unparalleled proportions. I don’t really see another alternative.
It would behoove you to figure out whether it’s #1 or #2, and it would behoove you to do it quickly.
Go town.
FUCKSHITASSBITCHCUNT
Gimme another drink.
We got some shit to figure out tomorrow. Until then, I’m getting plastered.
Bah, I knew it! So I suppose I live another. Or at least don’t die from BM.
Anyway, it was fun Gadarene. Sorry I couldn’t do more.
RIP Gadarene
Damn.
Clearly I’m not only too busy to play this game, I’m way too stupid.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh no! We suck again!
–FCOD
That’ll teach you to mess with us, you mafia scu…er, who in the what now? Dammit.
:eek:
bangs head on bar
Damn.
Damn damn.
Gadarene, you deserve all the I told you so’s you feel like. You were right, I was wrong. I hope to use the information we gained from your lynching to avenge you, and I promise I will take a close look at your suspects like I said I would.
Poor Gad, and he did handle my accusation of him so well.
This thread … shakes fist angrily
For what its worth Gadarene, I thought you were the only sane one in this town.
Which is very easy to say now…
Oh, damn. We’re really screwed, aren’t we?
We are so screwed.
You know, maybe it’s the vodka speaking, but what if there isn’t any Mafia? Just the SK and Vig? Because that’s the Town’s only hope at this point. :smack:
I thought of that too. But there were three kills the first night, so there must be one mafia.
<sigh> I’m about ready to ask the barkeep if he’s got any ‘special’ cool ade back there.
I have no words.
Tomorrow should be fun…
Sorry, Gadarene. Rest In Peace
(I think that dying is the only way anyone’s getting any peace around here for a while)
No, there’s just one scum, one SK, one VIG. NAF is just being mean and having his own fun with us, right? That’s why nothing but dead townies as far as the eye can see, right? I can’t tell if we need more alcohol here, or less, but hell’s bells, it’s drinkin’ tonight! RIP Gadarene
I can see this night taking a long time as well.
Mostly because the Mafia will be to busy laughing at us to decide who to kill.