Wham ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oh dear, a diamond just fell off my girlfriend’s necklace.

Dude, you should really go see that lady who calls herself the “high school guidance counselor.” Maybe she’ll tell you what’s wrong. But don’t count on it.

Yeah, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Hey, has any seen the remote for the RoboGoat? I know I left it on the shelf over here, and that thing could be dangerous if it fell into the wr…uh oh…

Whatever happened to Andrew Ridgely?

This is why we can’t have nice things!

Damnit. Too late.

God I hate that group. Sickly, sucky lyrics. Hate them, I just really hate them.

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