: clink :
: tinkle :
CRASH
uh oh…
I’m not your man, but if you want me to drop a careless whisper to one of my friends he’ll come and fix it tomorrow. Just make sure you wake him up before you go-go.
Why did you stop to tinkle?
I didn’t do it!
Oh great. Just great! Now you’ve woken up the whole neighborhood!
:: sits quietly in the corner with an innocent look on her face ::
It wasn’t me!
Sorry, instinctive reaction to the sound of breaking glass…
Just blame it on the cat.
You got insurance on that thing?
I’m sorry sir. Breakage is not a covered loss under your standard contents coverage.
You should’ve gone with the deluxe contents coverage.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY MONITOR?
Yeah, like a cat will let you do that.
[George Carlin]
What’s that? Not me! Fuck that, I’m a cat!
Something break? Ask the dog.
[/GC]
That bit always comes to mind when I find one of my cats nonchalantly walking away from an overturned flowerpot.
I’m telling mom!!!
Great now I’ll never get back to sleep.
Great, now the baby’s crying. YOU hold her, I was planning to relax during her nap.
We do and we do and we do for you kids, and this is the thanks we get.
You broke it! You clean it up!
Everybody who’s not wearing shoes right now, stay put!
Inigo, get me a broom before someone ends up in the hospital with a bad cut.
[/mom]
Robin
Holy crap, Inigo, first it stops working, and now it just plain explodes??? I’m never lending you a book again.