Whan that aprill with his shoures rante

well actually it’ll be heading into winter here soon enough but I’m tired and sad and dont want any more shit so rather lacking in imagination atm

EXcellent title! I approve heartily! :smiley:

Its snowing right now and I couldn’t be happier.

Yeah, you would. :wink:

Except that the all-important “Mini Rants” part of the title didn’t fit. And that’s my rant for today.

Well, we mini-ed the title too this month. :slight_smile:

Agree!!!

It was nice and warm and sunny here today! +11. :slight_smile: The anti-depression drugs have kicked in, I got a bursary today and a job interview on Thursday and I have only a month of classes left!

Yeah, I guess that implies I needed powerful pharmaceuticals to get through a Canadian winter, but it’s true. This time, it was like everyone was scratching at the walls.

I really think I could tolerate this crap (-13 right now) if the meteorologists would just admit that they have no freaking clue beyond about three days and stop telling us it’s going to go back to seasonal norms next week. They have been wrong for at least a month now.

got so tied up in my insane mind that I finally had a look back at my medical records. stupid me

April is here, folks. Rant away at the mini-fortunes of life!

A fucking zit in my eyebrow, hurts and can’t be popped.

On April 1st, I should not have to de-ice my car. Fucking suck-ass weather.

I hate April 1. Newsflash: Your fake news story is neither clever nor funny.

Nice idea for a thread title, but I think the mods need to do a little surgery on it. “Mini-Rants” is the most important part of the title (and of all the monthly minirant titles), and it seems to have been circumcised.

Shut up already, Pat. Seriously. The Westboro Baptist guy is dead. It’s not on you to take up the mantle of Biggest Christian Idiot in America.

I was on vacation recently. Someone noticed that all of my photos were square, instead of 3x4. I wasn’t sure when/how I’d made that switch nor how to unmake it, so I let them make a few changes and suddenly, my pictures weren’t square anymore.

Yesterday, I finally got around to looking at all of the photos. They weren’t square anymore. They were 640x480 pixels instead of the 3000x3000 that they had been when they were square.

I’m a little bit annoyed at myself for letting someone else go near my camera. I’m not a great photographer, but now and then I manage a decent shot. Now even the better photos that I managed to take are screwed.

What? No posts in Middle English yet? Fuck that!

I’m looking forward to nothing more rare than a day in June.

Is sumer icumen in yet?

Ic nyllað ásole þone englisc mid brosnung.