I’ll trade you gallons and hogsheads of water if you’ll come babysit the husband and monkey children and dogs for a little while. Or just the husband! I really need a break. A nap, maybe a long undisturbed soak in the tub, a long-overdue pedicure so that my feet don’t end up on People of Walmart when I drag out the warm weather shoes, a meal that I can eat all at once - all by myself - without getting up to see to someone else, a stiff drink or three, interesting conversation that doesn’t involve poop or how something got dirty or whether someone with squillions of prescription pain medications sitting right there on his bedside table, with his name all over them, and handy usage instructions printed right there on the bottles is in major pain and doesn’t know what to do, but by golly he doesn’t want to take a mild muscle relaxer, or a strong muscle relaxer, nor an opioid pain pill, nor a simple NSAID, or use the TENS unit because it’s so much more entertaining to whine to his wife and act like a great big jerk to the entire family because he’s just in so much paaaiiiin!
I’m truly at my wits’ end. Last night, after listening to Tony find fault with everyone, every day, for the entire week, I tried to talk to him. I didn’t attack, I carefully considered my words, and what I was trying to convey: that we’d all really appreciate it if he were just a little more positive, using a few “pleases” and “thank yous,” versus spending so much time and energy telling me and the teenagers what we were doing wrong, helpfully pointing out what still needed doing, etc. Tony’s response was incredibly lame - I quit listening when he drew a direct line from “13-year-old girl has clothes all over her bed, desk chair, and armchair” to “she’ll only date scumbags if she can’t clean up after herself.” Seriously? I only asked that you be considerate, dammit! I get it, that he can’t do everything he’d like to do, but that doesn’t give him license to be a total fucking jerk to the people doing their damnedest to get shit done!
(And no, I’m not irrationally defending my older kids. Their rooms aren’t perfect, they have been known to see a mess the little kids have made and not clean it up immediately. In other words, they’re teenagers. Teens who have worked their asses off to help me with the house, the move, and the little kids since Tony’s injury. Teens who maintain honor roll grades, high school drama and technology/robotics teams, AP exams, student council meetings, book club and math team and literary team meets, take care of the dogs and haul off the trash - sometimes with, sometimes without reminders, etc. They are awesome, and I’ll be damned if I and my children are going to let Tony sit on his ass and criticize every little thing we do.)
I’m not being melodramatic*. I love my husband dearly, and would never set out to hurt him, but I know I have to get it through his skull that we won’t live like this, no matter what sort of good intentions his bad behavior stems from.
*Maybe a teeny tiny bit melodramatic, but lack of sleep does that to me. Last night, Tony woke me up once for good reason - to help him use the TENS unit. And then three more times for sheer childish bad manners, not even making an effort to be quiet when he was stomping about, mad about something dumb. Maybe others are different, but he knows that (a) I really don’t fall back asleep easily, and (b) when I’m sick - I’ve had a horrible springtime cold + allergies for the past week - I NEED sleep before I’m really going to feel better. Incomprehensible amounts of sleep are best (he once called my mother to please come check on me when I slept 18 hours without even a pee break when I was fighting the flu,) but just a solid 7 or 8 hours helps immensely.