Wouldn’t the plural be “The Titsball?”
How do their friends react to holiday cards? “Season’s Greetings from the Titballs”. I’m betting he’s either single, or married to someone who refused to change her name. "My name may be Ima Uranus, but it sure as shit ain’t gonna be Ima Titball!
There was a football player in the 60s and 70s named Dick Shiner.
No, I am not kidding! Here’s a link to his career stats:
Try Anita Hoare.
She does real-estate in Ottawa. http://www.ottawahomes.net/
Anita Titball-Hoare could have been pretty damned funny, if you ask me…
On another football related note, I wonder if current Michigan State quarterback Jeff Smoker ever thanks whatever deity he believes in that his parents did not name him Richard?
In auto racing, there’s Dick Trickle.
I had a university proffessor named Dr. Dick Knob. His son was named Chip.
In the Navy, I worked with a guy by the name of Maynard Lipp. He claimed he changed his name from ‘Richard’ when he turned 18.
There’s a proctologist in my hometown named Anil Ram.
His parents were real shitheads.
My dad went to highschool with a guy named Dick Hertz. Almost too cliched to be true, but he says it is. He also knew a guy named Rainbow Trout. Perhaps that was okay in the 60s/70s.
A pal of mine once went to a track meet. One kid was winning a bunch of races. His name was Bill Zass.
My ex knew a Dick Seamon, and the thing is, he insisted on going by “Dick” instead of “Rick” or “Richard” or any of the non-obscene names kind people tried to bestow on him.
People are weird.