Would you like to be named Peter Schmuck?
I swear it’s for real. He’s a sports columnist for the
Baltimore Sun newspaper.
Coulda been worse . That’s one kid that’ll learn to fight.
There was a podiatrist in Dallas who had his name in big letters outside his office. His name was Richard Weiner. Yep, Dick Weiner. Maybe he shares an office with an OB/GYN named Harold Beaver. 
I saw a headstone with the name Increase Clapp.
I work with a guy who’s last name is Noschese. Ok, it’s not Dick Wiener, but Nose Cheese ain’t pretty.
There is a guy here named Peter Rabbitt. My dad went to high school with him.
While helping my (then) wife research Russian History in the 1910-15 period, I found a classified ad, in Great Britain, saying that "I Harry Horschitz, do hereby change my name to Harry Horst. Well, duh!.
And of course, there was a very nice girl I went to high school with named Charity Muff.
Swear to God.
:eek:
How about a guy by the name of Lucious Pusey?
No sexual inuendo, but my housemates cousin just named her firstborn Paris Star Austin.
Eek.