Long time lurker here finally with something that is thread worthy. I know from reading many threads that bacon is a love of many on this board and I am no exception. I apologize if this has been posted before but my searchfu cannot seem to locate it. If it has please accept my first thread with a grain of salt.
You were beaten to the punch: previous thread.
Damn you Typo Knig!! Obviously my years of lurking were in vain as my first thread attempt was foiled by a bigger bacon lover…
Well, a wider bacon lover! 
Don’t sweat it Kickback_Joe! I had help - I found the Bacon Bra link from Gene Weingarten’s chat on the Washington Post web site. (Make that Pulitzer Prize Winner Gene Weingarten.)
Bottom line KJ is if you pay me half of what you got from starting your thread, the problem goes away! C’mon, I just gotta wet my beak a little! 