Yikes, I read Zette’s OP (I haven’t seen the commercial) and thought to myself “well, that’s not so bad. Unless you’re the kind of person who has a weird spoiled milk phobia.”
A whopping 60 seconds later, after reading Diane’s post, I AM NOW A PERSON WITH A WEIRD SPOILLED MILK PHOBIA.
Wow! You must be a speed reader. It took me a couple minutes to get to the bottom of the thread. 
Diane’s story did make my stomach turn though. Blech. That’s why all my drinks are poured into clear glasses/cups… so I can see what I’m drinking!
Oh, yuck, oh, yuck, oh yuck. I’m looking inside of everything before I drink or eat it. OH, gag!!!
Ick ick ick…I had something similar when I was a teenager…mom wouldn’t let us drink a lot of sodas, and after dinner there’s a can of Pepsi on the counter. I grab it, swig it, and spit it out immediately…she’d been using the can to drain the fat from the hamburger…
and on the top of the gross out meter, back when Ivylad used to dip tobacco (a VERY brief time period) he was using a Budweiser longneck at the bar as a spit cup…guess what happened when Cousin Billy from England grabbed the bottle by mistake…
You people got something against duck juice?
aaaargh! Diane and Ivylass have just curbed my hunger and thirst for life. Yeeech.
I do always sniff the milk jug before a drink, but now I have to look inside every time to make sure there’s no DUCK in there!
I haven’t seen that annoying PEPSI girl in awhile - suppose they figured out the ‘Jar-Jar Binks factor’ (as in: people hate that character)?
Hard Iced Tea is available? What exactly makes it hard?
Its frozen.
You guys are right- my pre-existing milk-a-phobia is what gets me- I used to get so sick on regular milk (not sour) that seeing that guy retch up bad milk then make gagging noises while he spews it out almost always makes my gut cramp like I"m going to hurl.
On the other hand, I DO love a good “drink spray” in commercials or on TV. Just not a “bad milk spray” complete with choking, gagging sounds and vomiting.
Zette
First Borders and now Sears. People on these boards hate places I was laid off from/rejected for a job from. Yeah, so Sears sucks.
Does anyone hate Friday’s?
The first time I saw it I was waiting for the wife to lay into him for not using a cup. And then they pulled that 180º on us. I thought it was really funny. But then my stomach can handle anything, except for hair clogs in drains. You see once I had to dig through one of those large garbage bins the garbage trucks pick up a few days after thanksgiving (no pick-up since the thursday) looking for some VERY IMPORTANT PAPERS my mother accidentally threw out. 2 hours in there gave me an iron stomach.
My vote for most disgusting? The animated bear cubs shitting behind the trees then using the toilet paper, ewwwwwwww!
mike has a lot of “cooler” drinks like hard lemonade ect
its just probably some malt liquor with some instant tea like smiroff ice is just lemon flavored malt liquor ect
malt liquor has replaced wine in “coolers” these days cuase its stronger and cheaper
But basically your drinking a yuppie version of olde english 800 ect
Vodka, not Malt Liquor (at least around here).
I’ve never seen the Iced Tea…just Lemonade, some Lemonade/berry combo I can’t remember, and Orange.
As to the OP, I’ve never seen the ad, but it sounds pretty damn funny. If icky.
Off topic, but I love those “Real men of …” Bud Light (?) ads on the radio
Anyhoo, I love the sears ad.
Thank you ever so much, bdgr!
nightshadea and Tengu, I’ve seen a lot of variety of flavored liquor, but not iced tea. I’ll look for it. Sounds interesting.
I suppose I should mention the OP.
I thought the commercial was funny the first time around. It got old fast. Rotten milk makes me gag if I drink it, but when someone else drinks it it’s funny!
Thank YOU Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Man!
If you think that ad is nasty, you apparently haven’t seen the chocolate milk ad with the girl gargling milk & syrup. That one makes me sick every time it comes on.
btw - the Hard Iced Tea tastes just like Nestea in a can. Pretty good, if you like that sort of thing.
The reason I hate the Sears commercial is not because of the spoiled milk factor. In fact, there was a 7-up commercial where people were shown drinking, then spewing, all manner of things, including rotten milk, dishwater, bile, and chum, to show that 7-up would win in a taste test. That I found funny. The reason the Sears ad is just awful is because this woman is sitting right there knowing that her hubby is about to drink putrid rotten milk AND SHE DOESN’T WARN OR STOP HIM! Couldn’t her point of “The fridge is broken” be just as effective if she said, “Don’t drink the milk! It’s spoiled!” [Did anyone else just have a Little Rascals flashback to when they said that?] Or am I supposed to believe that his drinking from the carton (ooh, what a freaking sin) makes him deserve a mouthful of sour chunky spoiled milk? I don’t think so, and I hate that woman more and more every time I see her smug little face on that commercial.
I think the milk/chocolate gargler is a boy rather than a girl, but I’m not sure. It’s pretty annoying too, though.
Yes, it’s a list of two items. I do that on purpose now, because the “Hi whatsyourface” thing is that annoying to me.
No! It wouldn’t be as funny!
Spitting rotten milk, now that’s funny!
Gargling the shit, on the other hand…
No! It wouldn’t be as funny!
Spitting rotten milk, now that’s funny!
Gargling the shit, on the other hand…