What a nice way to start a Friday!

The moment I woke up this a.m., my first thought was, “Oh my god! Did I actually refer to the women posters as sluts?!” Of course I meant hags, tho either term would undoubtedly have been presumptuous of me. Then I realized that within minutes of that post I had referred to another poster as an asshole, affectionately and attemptedly humorously of course, but perhaps presuming greater familiarity than should be owed this newbie. I must have really been on a roll yesterday evening, and I had just cracked my 1st beer before posting.

I had already planned in my head the penance I would type upon signing in and seeing the many well-deserved flames. And what did I find? Not a flame at all! What a group. You fuckers are all right! Thank you for starting off what is going to be a pretty hellish Friday so pleasantly.

(Puts hairshirt back in closet and heads over to e-mail before sniffing the grindstone.)

Asshole putz gorilla felcher.

ChiefScott, I expect capitals on those words from you!

Oh, c’mon, let’s not go soft, Chief. Let fly the real nasty:

Colostomy felcher.

Another person blaming alcohol for their poor behavior. If one beer causes you to act like this, maybe you should quit drinking.

Jeez, man. From the title I just assumed that you got a hummer or something before going to work. Now I’m all disappointed. :slight_smile:

MR