My first (or second) post while drunk in self-isolaton. 
I hope the mods are understanding
Welcome to The Club!
Good idea to give them a heads up.
I do that. Look for the time stamp. Later than 8 pm central? Probably hammered.
Amateurs.
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
Poser. You can’t drink all day if you ever stop.
What are you drinking?
I sometimes think I’ve never posted sober here…
Don’t insult anyone. You’ll be fine, I do it all the time!
I pretty much assume all us dopers are drunk posting after 6.
AM or PM?
It’s always 6AM or 6PM somewhere!
If you see a large number of spelling or grammar errors in my posts, just assume I’m drunk posting. Yeah, that’s it…
Yes
Bad boy!
I tried Whiskey (Jack Daniels) for the first time. I didn’t like it actually. :smack:
I probably post drunk as much as I do sober. Probably because I can’t post from work
Well there’s your problem. Jack is… not for everyone, certainly not beginners. Try something from this video.
You might not be a bourbon person. I advise that you mix it with coke or pepsi or such, and give it another go.
Jack Daniels is certainly not a typical whiskey in my opinion.
If I’m posting links to YT music videos…I’m probably lit to the gills. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is the one about having a breathalyzer attached to your keyboard. But ya know, it makes sense. Sometimes in the morning it seems like a really good idea.