I agree with a lot of what’s said here. There are any number of celebrities that are supposed to be sexy but do absolutely nothing for me. I don’t like the glossy, supermodel look. Even in my porn I prefer women who have a more natural beauty.
And enormous breats implants go beyond turn-off straight to comical. You may as well be wearing a rainbow wig and big red shoes, as far as I’m concerned.
For me, it’s those really pumped up body builder types. They don’t even look like men to me (not that they look like women, either). Gross!
Make up
Tight clothes
Leather
Smoking
Supermodel girls are yucky
Fake hair color (for the most part)
Gotta weigh in on long fingernails. Long fingernails are slutty, silly, and make women look old. In a bad way.
Elaborate lingerie doesn’t do much for me either. And fishnet stockings are the worst.
Talking dirty. Blleeecchh. Please spare me the euphemisms, for that matter. I never again want to hear the phrase (shudder) “baby batter.”
Its all about context, isn’t it? Some of the things already mentioned may not be sexy all the time, but in the right circumstance they may actually work. A case in point: I once watched a very attractive woman smoke a cigarette from across a bar. She didn’t make a big production of it, but she knew what she was doing and it was a sexy as hell. The way the smoke sort of curled around her, the setting, the mood, the music that was playing. It all worked together.
Someone mentioned leather as being a turnoff. Sure, too much of it, out of context, is unappealing, but a shapely leg in a pair of black leather boots is very erotic.
I’ll go along with fake breasts, though. They just do nothing for me.
Oh, geez, I cannot believe I forgot this one:
Pamela Anderson.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m not going to hand you all a line of bull about how I don’t like hot bodies, blonde hair, voluptuous busts or big lips. I like all of those things. But I’m sorry, I just don’t think she’s attractive at all. Maybe it’s the phoniness, maybe it’s the sluttiness, or maybe she’s not pretty; I’m not sure what it is, but she would not be on my Top 500 list of gorgeous female celebrities. I honestly cannot understand why she’s such an icon of sexiness when there are women in the entertainment industry with equally awesome, jaw-dropping, traffic-smashing bodies who just look better. And in fact, there are women in the entertainment industry with less-than-jaw-dropping bodies who look better. A LOT of them.
Give me Laetitia Casta, Katherine Heigl, or [drool]Sharon Stone[/drool] any day. All have the stereotypical Hollywood-perfect bodies, and I think they’re babes of the first order. You don’t like big busts? Fine; I’ll date Salma Hayek and you can stay home. But Pamela Anderson? YUCK.
Lingerie.
Amen, Little Nemo. I agree 100%. Almost all lingerie looks cheap and silly, not sexy.
I don’t like deep, bronze tans either. A little pinkness is cute, but I generally prefer pale skin.
Fake breasts are the ultimate turn-off. They look ridiculous.
I thought I was the only one who didn’t find her attractive. All they guys I know think I’m nuts, but just like you said, she looks fake.
Those Naughty Nurse or French Maid costumes.
muscles.
I like guys kindof skinny.
I never said I didn’t like big busts. I don’t like fake ones. And yeah, most guys can spot fake ones from a mile away in fog.
I especially like big busts on curvy women. i don’t like the two meatballs on a strand of spaghetti look, I like some hips and thighs in the mix. Like Kate Winslet. Or Jennifer Connelly. The 50’s style full-figured gal. Rawr.
You are not alone. She does absolutely zilch for me.
Fake, artificial, bogus, plastic, bubble head. If an all front, no substance, all man-made woman is what turns you on, a blow-up doll is so much less maintenance.
Okay, I know some people are going to kill me for this, but massages are not sexy. Not sexy at all.
Don’t go rubbing my back after a hard day at work thinking you’ll get lucky. You’re only going to get a very tired, but content, girl on your hands.
It’s not that I don’t love massages, I do, but they do not turn me on in any way. The worst is if I’m getting all comfy and kneaded, and suddently, there’s a hand between my thighs! Get it off, get it off!
Leopard prints, or any “feline” imagery for that matter. That includes long, claw-like nails, as some have already mentioned.
And most food. The idea of eating chocolate, whipped cream, glazed ham etc. off my lover’s body just seems gross to me.
I had a sort of one-night stand with a woman who, in the middle of things, suddenly started, um, role-playing a cat. Or something. Doing this hissing thing and something with her nails.
It caught me off-guard and was…well…sub-sexy. In fact, I kind of thought it silly and had to try not to laugh.
THANK YOU!
Oy. I am SO tired of gay porn featuring men with ridiculous muscles. If you’re a guy, and your breasts form a three-inch shelf away from the rest of your chest - honey, I don’t care if it’s fat or muscle, it’s not attractive.
I have no interest in sleeping with someone who looks like they could break me in two. I just find them frightening.
Give me a cute, bespectacled wimp any day of the week.
Well, you’ve all inspired me to trim my nails.
I just HATE man-titties and overly muscular builds. I don’t mind muscle definition, but I don’t like the bodybuilder physique. I do NOT think Fabio is attractive in any way whatsoever.
And while we’re on the subject of chest muscles–I really hate it when a guy flexes them so that they bounce–left, right, left, right. Ugh.
That thing with flicking the tongue rapidly–I don’t really know how to describe it, but it makes me want to gag. You know, where a guy looks at a woman across the room and flicks his tongue in and out really fast? Maybe it really gets to some women but it looks totally stoopid to me!
And for all you guys out there who have taken a stand against Pamela Anderson–well, it’s just nice to know that there are some men out there that don’t go for that. If I ever say anything negative about her, the typical response is that I am just jealous because I won’t ever look like that. Well, I won’t ever look like that, but I’m not jealous. I just don’t think that big boobs, big lips, blond hair, and a thin body automatically equal beauty. To me, she simply isn’t pretty, nothing more.
Power boats.
New sports cars.
PDA (public display of affection).
Well, I’ve got to chime in here with more of the same. . .
Artificial breasts, artificial hair, etc. I think that I just don’t care for artificial, actually. Not a big fan of exccessive makeup either.
It appears that I’m not the only guy here who feels this way, and it is reassuring! Most of the Playboy and other adult models are so artificial looking they are completely un-sexy. Pamela Anderson is the epitome of all that too, and I actually find her to be rather repugnant.
I should note that I once saw some older pictures of Pam Anderson. She looked a million times better with her original body, normal looking hair (maybe still bleached, but a lot better done regardless), and less make-up. You could actually see freckles on her nose! And, to tie in to the other thread, I find freckles to be kinda sexy.
I would also note that I seem to be in the minority of men who don’t find ‘lesbians’ to be a turn-on. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one at least. . .