matt_mcl writes,
Hear, hear! Perhaps we should arrange an exchange, as I only ever meet gay ones…
Corr (who actually met the most adorably cuddly straight guy…)
Mmmm, Kate Winslet and Jennifer Connelly. Especially Kate. Ohhhhhhh, Kate Winslet. She’s single again, didja hear? I love Mrs. RickJay and she loves me, but with Mrs. RickJay’s personal object of affection, Vince Carter, AND Kate Winslet available, we may have to work a deal.
From the looks of this thread I should stop going to the gym, let my tits sag, let that beauty mark show through on my cheek, keep chewing my nails and wear a sweat suit all the time! :rolleyes:
But seriously, feel free to leave all the six pack abs and bicep boys to me. I’ll take care of them. I love muscles.
What ISN’T sexy is a guy wanting to have his arm around you ALL the time, like walking through the grocery store he has to have his hand on your ass. no.
And also…speaking French or Italian. Yeacch. Sounds stupid and smarmy.
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Actually, I like that. That might have something to do with the fact that I only see my guy once a month, for two days, so I want to have the maximum possible sense of togetherness while I can. I dunno. I can see it getting old if I was with him all the time, I suppose.
Things that I don’t think are sexy:
Another vote for muscle-bound guys.
Sports cars. There are cars that will add to my attraction to the guy, but only in that they’re a sign of good taste. Sports cars do not fit that. Especially not Corvettes. I don’t like Corvettes. My friends and I call 'em penis extensions.
Uniforms. Well, some uniforms are good - I like Marines’ uniforms - but the other day I was hanging out with a couple acquaintances near the campus quad/drill field while there were drills going on, ROTC - Army and Air Force at the same time on different ends of the field. And my companions were going on about how hot the guys in uniform were. I dunno, does nothing for me. :shrug: I’m intimidated by all those people looking exactly the same, actually.
YES! I hate that pumped up, oily look.
Or the Fabio types-no, it’s not sexy, just annoying. I prefer intellectual looking guys, like Christian Bale or Glenn Miller or tall dark and debonair, like Clark Gable or Omar Sharif.
Gold chains dangling in chest hair.
Speedos.
Muscle cars.
Sports cars.
Big speakers.
Big hair (on guys).
Gold teeth. Wait, are those supposed to be sexy?
Tattoos.
“Peeling out” in your muscle car.
Chest hair. A wee tiny bit is okay, but I HATE the stupid rug look. Icky!
“Bad” girls are not sexy. Neither are overzealous, aggressive women who beat people over the head with a steak about how sexy and horny they are.
Bondage and leather don’t turn me on, either.
tattoos on females
kinda related: anyone else notice that Julia Robert’s eyes look just like Charles Manson’s? creeps me out to look at her…
We’re going to have to agree to disagree on that one, I guess. 
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Most of what I would say has been said already. So of course, I’ll say it anyway…
Long nails - Ugh. Long nails suggest to me that a woman’s hands are not useful for anything except growing nails.
Makeup & nail polish - Terrible. Wish more women would go without. Natural is better.
Big boobs - Waiter, I’ll have the small, pert, firm ones please…
Jewelery - The human body is highly attractive. Jewelery distracts.
Cliched lingerie - Garters and stockings. Yawn. Too easy, requires no thought. But give me a fully dressed girl with her belly button peeking out - then we’re in business!
Grown woman who dress up like little schoolgirls, complete with pigtails. I’ve never got why this is supposed to be attractive.
Ooooooohhhhhh! Now that’s a real man for me. Can’t stand the smooth chest thing–I know some men are naturally that way, so no offense, but ICK! what are you 12?
But oddly enough, bald heads–I mean completely bald. Didn’t realize it until recently but 
So are you saying bald heads are a turn-on/ or off?? was kind of confused by the topic and your post… I have to say I like the hairy chest… hairless men seem too feminine to me also…
and as for the thing about fingernails… i have semi long very nice ** natural** nails… (meaning not that fake stuff) I don’t like them painted I like the natural look… So are those a turn-off to you guys also…??? i have always been told my hands are very nice looking…
No, I’m not 12. Try 23. But it just reminds me of those disco lounge lizards with the polyester shirts unbuttoned, the gold medallions and the leissure suits.
shudder
Vanilla: How you doin’?
-Fosfero
Plucked eyebrows. I assume this is meant to be sexy, or at least attractive. I’m not talking about a little shaping and defining here, but rather women who have literally ripped out at least half of their eyebrow hair. Looking like you have a thyroid imbalance is not a turn on.
Clothes that show your stomach – this is a look I consider appropriate only at the beach.
Spandex. Ugh.
That creepy sexy little girl Lolita look that some young (and not so young!) women favor. It’s bad enough that we have real little girls trying to look sexy, but it’s even weirder that grown women want to get themselves up like a pedophile’s wet dream.
On men:
Mullets! Flashing your wealth, cheesy tongue acrobatics to get my attention, yelling “hey baby” at me in the street, too much hair gel (I want to play with it), overly muscled, unhealthily underweight, SMOKING, too much arrogance - though confidence is good, too much jewelry, shirts unbuttoned to low for no good reason.
On women;
Too much makeup, blond hair with black roots, fake boobs, slutty clothes and nails, trying too hard to be sexy.
After reading this, I feel much better about being too lazy to put on that much make-up, and I feel better about having a round rump! hahaha The bad part is naturally big curly hair. Doens’t look fake, but it is quite noticeable.
Waitaminnit, mullets are supposed to be sexy?
Yipes! Sorry. Wasn’t insulting you, but rather men who shave their chest hair. They look like 12-year-olds.
Many sorries!