Edible Underwear
Body Paints
Porn Dialogue
Jockstraps
Anal Love Beads
Felching
Lap Dancing
Leonardo DiCraprio
Fake Press-On Nipples
G-Strings
Shaved Chests on Men
Tom Cruise
Me neither. It grosses me out.
Gotta second shaved female genitals. I like a nice well groomed bush.
The concentration camp figure of many high profile women is also repulsive to me.
Oh, and bukkake. WTF is up with that?
A few more (already mentioned I’m sure)
Piercings. (I’ve got enough on my hands maintaining the holes I was born with, I’m not adding any more.)
Tattoos. Nosir, don’t like 'em.
Bondage. Dom/sub. Don’t get it.
(checks calendar… quick mental calculation… yes, Friday is a day of the week)
How you doin’?
A guy who grunts like he is having a crap during sex thinking you want to hear it and find it sexy. God that’s gross!
I second the motion while laughing my ASS off!!! 
Only if you do it right.
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*Originally posted by Mayflower *
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I like your style!
Brooke Shields. Who in the fuck ever decided this chick is 1.) talented, 2.) sexy. Yuck.
On behalf of rug-covered men everywhere, ditto.
Aside from a lot of stuff already mentioned (breast implants, big hair, and dragon-claw finger nails in particular) are women who act helpless, especially in conjunction with a little girl voice. “Could 'oo he’p me open this big bad jar?” No, piss off and do it yourself.
In defence of Brooke Shields, I have to say that the mere thought of her eyebrows gives me a stiffy. Maybe it’s just me, but thick eyebrows make a person look smarter, and smart is ultra-sexy.
Something else that’s a big turn-off: people who don’t read. If I’m visiting someone’s house for the first time, I’m always surreptiously scoping out the number of bookshelves they’ve got, and what’s on them. Of course, literacy is not traditionally “supposed” to be sexy, so I guess it doesn’t really apply to this thread.
Hey, excuse me, but quality and quantity aren’t always mutually exclusive!
Anyway, this tall but sexy girl does not like it when men have gel in their hair (I assume that’s supposed to be sexy–why else do they do it?). Stiff hair is just not ever a good thing. Or when they wear strong cologne. Smelling like soap is good, smelling like the cologne counter at Nordstroms is not.
So I guess this is just another vote for going natural.
i like this thread, but…
the whole not liking makeup thing irritates me. whenever someone says that girls look bad in makeup i feel like washing the peach colored goodness off my face so they can see that what’s underneath isn’t naturally attractive. i wear only a little foundation, blush, and maybe once a month mascara, so i know my makeup isn;t over the top goopily unattractive. i think that if every woman went entirely without makeup for a day, people would see that yes, for people born with perfect skin, no makeup is pretty, but for the rest of us, a little is better than none.
The third-day-without-shaving fad for men. It’s so Hollywood fake.
I’m not talking about real guys just taking a break from shaving over a weekend, doing outdoorsy stuff, etc. That’s fine, natural and attractive.
But otherwise well groomed men sporting outgrown bristles just look gross. It’s dubious enough on some young hunk wearing jeans and a Tshirt. A 3-day beard fuzz with an Armani suit looks flat ridiculous.
Maybe it’s supposed to suggest they’re spontaneous, sensous hunks of manly sex right outta bed. Instead they look not only sloppy but stupid, as if they spend way too much time in front of mirrors carefully calculating the exact right degree of sloppiness.
Yuck!
Veb
Aw-RIGHT! My first Doper flirt!
I think when people say they don’t like makeup, they probably really mean that they don’t like lots of makeup. I don’t see any reason to complain about light, tastefully applied makeup, or even rather heavier (but still tastefully applied!) makeup for formal evening events. It can be quite attractive, and for some women (such as those with pale eyelashes or an uneven skin tone) it really does make a lot of difference. But I think it is rather silly that some folks expect every woman to wear makeup every day.
I hate any type of suggestive tongue motion.
“I don’t like men with too many muscles.” (Recognize the not-obscure-at-all reference and get a round of applause!) I want to be hugged, not squeezed to death. Also, I don’t want my boy to be too much stronger than I.
Now I feel bad. Seriously-I don’t mean that guys who have chest hair are big unsexy morons. It depends on the guy. I’m just saying it’s not something that attracts me.
But if I fell in love with a guy who DID have a rug, I wouldn’t mind.
…buttons top shirt button…
…smooths eyebrows…
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3111/aco_picaco3.jpg
Long eyelashes.
Oh, Guinny! Don’t feel bad! We understand what you mean now.