What are some songs written from the cheating, scumbags viewpoint? Romantic infidelity at its best.

Robert Cray’s “Strong Persuader” is told from the point of view of the “other man”.

“Creep” - TLC

Toby Keith, A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action

And I enthusiastically second (third? fifth?) Gin Blossom’s Cheatin’

A great '60s jazz tune by Cy Coleman and Carolyn Leigh called “When In Rome (I Do As The Romans Do)”; popular recordings include those by Peggy Lee and Blossom Dearie.

In part:*If, perchance, I’m saying farewell to France and romance drops in from the blue
Cher amour, I beg of you, please endure my taking a brief detour with somebody new
It’s just that when in Rome I do as the Romans do
*

Going back a little on the R&B side: Secret Lovers and Sorry 2004.

Ray Parker Jr.'s “The Other Woman”

I was in my salad days when this was being played on Top 40 radio stations, so I enjoyed it rather mindlessly as another catchy tune. From an older perspective, I see the very casual attitude toward infidelity: “Work out your problems like 2 adults? Nah, let’s surf the personal ads.” And note, too, that the singer is the second person in this relationship to start straying – it was her ad he was responding to, so she’s not an innocent in this.

Man, I am way overthinking this stuff. :o

Bruce Springsteen’s “One Step Up” and Mark Chesnutt’s “Too Cold at Home” both end with an unhappily married man sitting at a bar and getting ready to pick up a cute girl there.

“Angel in Your Arms” by Hot is about a wife who gets back on her cheating husband by having affairs of her own

:smack:
Misread this as “Me and Mr. Jones” now have an earworm of Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” and am questioning my interpretation of the lyrics! :dubious:

“Back Door Man” The Doors
“You Know That I’m No Good” Amy Winehouse

In the bluegrass genre there’s"Carolyn at the Broken Wheel Inn"

REM’s “The One I Love” is a song notifying the singer’s wife or girlfriend that he’s been cheating on her.

Elton John had “Part-Time Love” (not to be confused with Stevie Wonder’s “Part-Time Lover”).

Del Amitiri’s “The Last To Know” starts off as a self-pitying song about a man whose love has left him… but ends with him telling her that he himself had been cheating on her.

Phoebe Snow’s “Poetry Man” is about a woman having an affair with a married man. Probably doesn’t count.

The Smithereens’ “Strangers When We Meet” is about a married woman breaking off her affair with a married man.

Squeeze’s “Goodbye Girl” is about a married man who takes a girl to a motel. She robs him and sneaks out on him in the middle of the night.

Old 97s’ “Designs on You” is from the viewpiont of a guy trying to get a girl to cheat on her fiancee/husband with him. I’d say that counts.

“Harbor LeCou”, performed by Great Big Sea and possibly others. A married fisherman visits a seashore community and tries to pick up a date. He forgot that the town was his wife’s hometown and people remember him :smack:.

“Leaving on a Jet Plane” in passing reveals the narrator as a (presumably ex-?) cheater:

There’s so many times I’ve let you down,
So many times I’ve played around;
I tell you now, they don’t mean a thing…

I’ve heard “Run To You” played at weddings. :smack:

“Your Love” is also about a guy who’s cheating with someone who’s underage.

Kate Bush’s Babooshka is sort of related, although no actual infidelity takes place. A wife suspects her husband of cheating, and adopts a false identity to seduce him, ultimately arranging a meeting in disguise.

In this particular case, trephination may be required.