What are some things two (gay) guys can NOT do together

Depends on which branch of the military we’re talking about.

Actually I recently read a very sweet novel that involved this exact thing. (Not to belabour the point, one of the boys was trans.)

Sez who?

Signed,
Gay NASCAR Fan

Play manly punching games designed to inflict horrible bruises.
(An exception to this rule is allowed if one or more parties are completely or patially nude.)

Jeff Gordon… is that you? :cool:

No, but he does rev up muh engine. :smiley:

Gordon’s a pussy who doesn’t do anything but turn left all day. :wink:

If you want a racer, try Helio Castroneves. Brazlian and hotter than liquid fuck.

http://www.heliocastroneves.com.br/galirl02_2.htm

Spend only $10 hosting a Tupperware party.

Think of football when someone mentions a “tight end.”

Watch “The Wizard of Oz” without singing along.

Have a 3-some with Fred Phelps.

Hmm, I would say “host a Tupperware party” and “watch The Wizard of Oz”, but whatever floats your boat.

My answer was going to be:
Get all freaked out and self-conscious if they touch each other or sit too close.

Hmmm…

Now him and Jeff Gordon going rounds together… that I’d pay to see.

(Three Gay Guys Discussing Nascar sounds like the name of an off-Broadway play.)

:dubious: As a straight girl who has gotten self-conscious and freaked out touching or sitting too close to certain straight guys (usually certain straight guys I wanted to sleep with) I’m guess this happens between gay guys too. Just not for the same reason it does with straight guys. :slight_smile:

Well, then, how’re they doin’?

(Or you, but then it’s not as funny.)