New Posts:
I don’t give a FUCK if your car is “For Sale”
I want to purchase a bicycle
**Aaaaand, All Is Right In The World Again
So the BBC shows a swastika **
Which guarantees all will be right for not very long
** What can I do with an eggplant?
Things a celebrity won’t do
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Paris Hilton’s music video
How is this art?
Sorry. I couldn’t resist.
**You’re not really a landlord until…
Diary of a Hit Man
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Having worked in rental property management for 20 years, all I can say is “Don’t think I haven’t thought about it.”
Diary of a Hit Man
He cut my hair!
Business must be slow…
** Name this time traveller
Yes
**
Now tell me the name of that band.
Yes.
The band’s name
Yes.
That band with Wakeman on keyboard.
Yes.
All I’m askin’s is What’s the name of the band!
No, no, no, no. Watt’s the name of the guy who invented the Steam engine…
** But Is It Art? YOU make the call!
Yes
**
Well, that seems pretty definite!
**Er, so what does the best man do, exactly?
Ask the gay guy
What diet “tricks” have you found to work well for you?
Anti-stupid pill. How many do you need?**
**Ask the guy with all the answers
This afternoon it will be…
Pub Trivia in Seattle 2006: Electric Boogaloo **
** Ask the gay guy
What unshakable prejudices do you have? **
A MPSIMS threefer:
** Things I Saw Today That I Bet You Didn’t
I THOUGHT it was a ghost, but . . .
BabySponte has arrived **
Now with more questions:
**
Ask the gay guy
What unshakable prejudices do you have?
How would you handle unexpected immortality?
How do I gracefully decline this “fix up”?
Do you hold any truly bizarre fears? **
From MPSIMS:
I THOUGHT it was a ghost, but . . .
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
Claiming you saw a ghost just to score in the death pool. For shame.
Fuck you again, Tony Blair
I don’t give a FUCK if your car is “For Sale”
Get out of the left lane asshole!
Well, in his defense, the left lane would be the slow lane where he’s driving.
Ask the gay guy
Can anyone recommend a database software?
It’s a little known, but indisputable, fact. The gays know their way around IT Enterprise Solutions like nobody’s business.
From MPSIMS:
Adventures in mediocre food service
Most mundane job you ever had…
Yeah, that sums it up pretty well actually.
How do I look more professional?
Ask the gay guy
Hey, I just had an idea for a TV show…
Can someone explain Renaissance Faires?
Yes
Okay, “will” someone explain Renaissance Faires? :rolleyes:
From MPSIMS:
Have more than 5 pets? You could face fines
I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich
So the fines don’t concern you too much?
Quotes for my students
I bought a rototiller!
This will surely inspire the youth.
My husband is leaving me.
So the BBC shows a swastika
I’m not sure I’m catching the cause and effect here…
From IMHO:
Cool phenomena that are actually real
Is PMS real?: A poll for female dopers
Hardly my top pick for a cool phenomena.
What is the worst movie you have seen in the last 30 days? Open spoilers.
Talladega Nights or Shoot Me, Please
Asked and answered.
From New Posts:
What animal can we not live without?
Penguins die in crash, octopus uninjured
Let’s hope we can do without the penguins.