MPSIMS:
**So the BBC shows a swastika
Jesus continues to find new venues for presenting his visage. Ever the wise promoter **
:eek:
** You find a million dollars - How do you use it without attracting suspicion?
Ask the not-for-profit employee **
**So, “Misogyny Day” didn’t go over so well at the office
I saw that going different in my head, somehow.
Are there posters you’d like to get to know better…
Early Pregnancy Blues **
Oops, a little too well there by the look of it. 
Hey, one of my threads made it in!
**“I cut my finger cleaning an onion. What do I do?”
Stop feeding your kid!!
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Let the little bugger forage for his own onions, I say…
I bought a rototiller!
A New Entry for the ‘Don’t Ever Do This’ List
Hey, what do you have against rototillers?
From New Posts:
Can anyone recommend building-design software?
America Needs a Slavery Museum
And I’m going to make it. Now what software should I use?
**So, “Misogyny Day” didn’t go over so well at the office
Facing Middle Age With No Degree, & No Wife- The growing cohort of unmarriageable men
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There’s a cause and effect here, I just know it…
** Is it dumb to expect a scanner to be capable of
Scanner speed?
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No, it’s not dumb at all. It’s tautological, in fact.
** How do I learn about Residential Development??
Live in a travel trailer? **
Stupid Answer!
Oh, god, just now in New Posts:
Help me calm down about my upcoming wedding!
Help me calm down about my upcoming wedding!
Dude, lay off the caffeine and I’ll do the best I can!
(He double-posted inadvertently.)
Anaamika, I just saw that and came over to post it too. Is that not hilarious?
From GQ:
Nudist Camp Etiquette
You’ll burn your eyes out!
Gays admit they recruit?
If you could grow any fruit…
If they could, I guess they wouldn’t be recruiting. And the threads rhyme, too.
**Everybody gets one wish: What’s yours?
Omg It’s World War Three!!! **
All too plausible I’m afraid 
**Do I sound angry to you too (probably mild)?
You blistering boil on mankind’s butt! **
- well sir, actually you do soundy angry, nothing mild about it at all.
** Your dream job
Why does the Queen of England hang on? Why can’t she retire so Charles can be King? **
Prince Charles is a Doper?
IMHO threefer:
**You want my toothpaste? FINE TAKE IT! Especially if the security threat is lowered…
Daisy Chain - does that still mean what I think it means?
How long until everyone has to fly naked? **
**Li’l Help from LadyDopers (Poss. TMI)
Shake them hips. **
Hey, that would help me…
**Where are all the dead guys?
Burying dead people straight into the ground
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That’s scary…