What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex?

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I’ll be back - Terminator

Some quotes from the Godfather films…

Grab the partner on both side of the head - “You broke my heart!” - GF2

“Just when I thought I was out, you pulled me back in!” - GF3

(For her) “You can act like a man! Whatsa matter with you?” - GF

(For him) “She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I’ve had’em all over the world!” - GF

“Certainly (you) can present a bill for your services. After all, we are not Communists.” - GF

“May our first child be a masculine child.” - GF

“Keep your friends close… and your enemies closer” - GF2

“Why are the drapes open?” - GF2

“I’m going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I’ll know I have a partner. If not, I’ll know I don’t.” - GF2

“Every time I put the line down, I would say a Hail Mary. And every time I said a Hail Mary, I would catch a fish” - GF2

82

Not a spoken line, but Commodus’ drawn-out thumbs up/thumbs down decision of the Spaniard’s life to the spectators in Gladiator. Thumbs up!

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Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…

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I just went gay all of a sudden! (Cary Grant, Bringing Up Baby, 1938)
Well I ain’t sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid! (Humphrey Bogart, The African Queen, 1951)
Into the hole he goes. (Max ‘Slapsie Maxie’ Rosenbloom, Each Dawn I Die, 1939

85

'Yippee KiYaa MotherFucker"

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Yeah, and I can still shoot the eye out of a bird flyin’ – Unforgiven

I smell a big commie rat! – Dr. Strangelove

Heeeeeere’s Johnny! – The Shining

I must break you – Rocky IV

In Korea, we used to stack your kind five high and use 'em for sand bags. – Gran Torino

87

‘Hold on to your butts!’

  • Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park
88

“I am not a Merry Man” from some ST; TNG episode.

89

From “How High”:

Next!!!

90

“You are an old potato!”

“Fire and damnation! Don’t they know that I’m trying to run a business here?”

“I like the dolly in the corner.”

“You find this amusing?”

All from Scrooge.

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Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? – Goodfellas

92

“Nailed it.”

93

From Tombstone:

“You tell 'em I’m coming and hell’s coming with me, you hear? Hell’s coming with me!”

“I don’t want to play any more.”

“Yeah, well I hope you die.”

“And so she walked out of our lives forever.”

“I’ve got you now… you son of a bitch!”

“Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.” (Changing out Johnny for your partner’s name)

“Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.”

“Smells like someone died.”

“I did my duty, now I’d like to get on with my life.”

“Fight’s commenced! Get to fightin’ or get away!”

“Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.”

“It’s true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the anti-Christ.”

From “The Thing”:

"I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "

“I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk.”

“My God, what the hell happened here?”

“Cheating bitch.”

94

Wow, everything in Star Wars is a double entendre when you start looking for it.
BEFORE
"One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”

“Beware of the dark side.”

“I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?”

DURING
“YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.”

“Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!”

"What’s in there?
"Only what you take with you.”

“Happens to every guy sometimes this does”

“What’re you lookin’ at? I know what I’m doin’.”

AFTER

“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”

“Early must I rise. Leave now you must!”

"Sorry about the mess. "

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“Stelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” (while with Gladys). (A Streetcar Named Desire)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quite drinking.” (Airplane)

96

A thee a thee a thee a thee-

That’s all, folks!

- Jack

97

“Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That’s what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it’s not gonna be me.”

“You’re worth more dead than alive!”

“Ohh, there must be some easier way for me to get my wings.”

“You look older without your clothes on.”

–It’s A Wonderful Life

98

“Ooompah Loompa Doopitty Do, I’ve got another puzzle for you…”

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“Frankly my dear - I don’t give a damn”

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“You magnificent bastard, I read your book!”