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i got the poo poo on me - joe dirt
Fetch the gimp.
“This is an outrage! I demand a full investigation!” Trading Places
“You sho’ is ugly!” The Color Purple
“Sometimes it’s a hard world for small things” Raising Arizona
“Who needs him? I’ve got a vibrator!” There’s Something About Mary
“He…slimed me.”
Sheila: You found me beautiful once…
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.
Ash: Thats just what we call Pillowtalk…
“Hail to the King, baby”
for before sex
All right you medieval screw heads. This, is my BOOM STICK!
or from The Princess Bride
Get used to disappointment.
“Wanna give up, or are you thirsty for more?”
"“Let me release you from this imperfect flesh that ties you to time and space. All that is unknown will be known to you once more.” -The Tall Man (Phantasm).
(Grunt, panting)…“Yea, I think that hit Hit the spot.” -Robert De Niro.
“Bring out yer dead!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
“That’s gonna leave a mark!”
“You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.” - Enter the Dragon
“Hey, what happens if we flip this thing over?” - Deliverance
“Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.” - Deliverance
“Tannis Anyone?” - Rosemary’s Baby
“Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You’ve got any more? We’re gonna see how many wire hangers you’ve got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why?” - Mommie Dearest
“Plastics.” - The Graduate
A couple from The Empire Strikes Back:
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
I’d just as soon kiss a wookie!
Good shot Jansenn!
Can’t forget the Westerns.
“Now this time squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.” – The Magnificent Seven
“Don’t ever let me do that again.” – Stagecoach
“You sure you don’t want the snake, too?” – True Grit
“You slut!” – Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
“You go home to your mother and your father and grow up to be strong and straight.” – Shane
“It takes more than big, broad shoulders to make a man.” – High Noon
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Here endeth the lesson.” – The Untouchables