“Apology accepted.”
“You have failed me for the last time.” - D. Vader
“Now FUCK OFF while your feet still got legs to carry ya.” - Snatch
Your mother sucks cock in hell! (The Exorcist)
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me. (Gran Torino)
Too much Star Wars, needs more Trek.
Before: “Resistance is futile.” -The Borg
“Nature abhors a vacuum.” -Spock in STVI
“May I suggest an analgesic cream?” -EMH in STVIII
“Admiral, there be whales here.” - STIV
" How kind of you to let me come." My Fair Lady.
“Expelliarmus!”
“I fart in your general direction.”
– Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“That pretty much covers the fly-by.”
[sub]-Top Gun[/sub]
You sho’ is ugly! -The Color Purple
First the Fat Boys break up. Now this! -Boomerang
What you got on my 40? -Friday
Remember when I said I’ll kill you last? I lied. -Commando
I don’t care who you are in the world… I’ll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
Had to cut a small chunk out of that quote to make it perfect. 
“…it still isn’t weird enough for me.” - Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
While searching IMDB for that (and not finding it) I found these:
“I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I’m getting the Fear.”
“Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear!”
“Yeah I know it’s horrible but it’s all over now.”
“You’re doomed. I’m leaving here in two hours and then they’re going to come up here and beat the mortal shit out of you with big saps. Right there in that fucking tub.”
“Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?”
“I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.”
"Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat! "
“Hot damn. I never rode in a convertible before.”
“It’s okay. He’s just admiring the shape of your skull.”
“Let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?”
“Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead.”
“Last name? I’d rather not say. My brother’s in politics.”
“Fuck, you’ve gone completely sideways, man.”
“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
“Yeah, I know. I’m guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I’m a fucking criminal, look at me.”
“You goddamn honkies are all the same… goddamn honkies are all the same!”
“Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!”
“Did they pay you to screw that bear?”
Beat you to it.
You just a big ol’ heifer!
“Time to take out the trash”… Roadhouse
“Get your stinkin paws off me ,you damn dirty ape”… Planet Of The Apes
How 'bout:
“I swear, it’s like I’m playin’ cards with my brother’s kids or somethin’.”
Or these:
“Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who… that’s the damnable misery of it.”
“It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.”
“… I have not yet begun to defile myself.”
“You gonna do somethin’? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?”
“You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all.”
“… now jerk that pistol and go to work!”
“I bet you could suck a golf ball though a garden hose.”
I aim to misbehave…
Well, something sure the hell ain’t right.
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
We’re going to need paint. We’re going to need red paint.
Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody fire!
Perhaps today is a good day to die!