What are the rules of the MMP?

I think TwoBees is a better choice, and I should know! :stuck_out_tongue:

Why did you change your mind, FlyingTurtle?

Glad my workday is over and I didn’t pound Missy Prissy. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

Other rules:

[ul]
[li]Do not ever try to out-TMI **swampy **- that way lies madness!![/li]
[li]You must all send me chocolate love offering on a regular basis. Really - it’s a rule!! Would I lie???[/li]
[li]Once you post in the MMP, you’re a Mumper for life. Even if you never come back. Sorry, you can’t be un-Mumped.[/li]
[li]All n00bs will be welcomed warmly, unless they act like butts, then they can be mocked soundly.[/li]
[li]Whoever manages to get our founder **Rue **to come back and post will get… I dunno… something great!!![/li][/ul]

That’s all for now. Hamburger Helper for supper just because I didn’t feel like cooking real food.

Happy Moanday!

I’m trying to work “Rules? In a knife fight?” from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Spiderman in somehow, but I got nothin’.

OK, you guys keep deciding. I’ll look for the final decision. :slight_smile:
Off to get my son from school, and later, I plan to make spaghetti dinner and then go to CR.
Oh and also to watch the movie The Afflicted that is based on the life and family of my ex-boyfriend from 25 years ago.

Ah okay, so I was wrong.

I wish this sore throat would go away. :mad:

Yesterday? Tequila, Parrot Bay, Sam Adams Oktoberfest, Yuengling, Warsteiner, Labatts Light, eh?:smiley:

Moooommmmm!, you forgot the beer offerings for me, VBob, and swampy. And you could give a Fairychatmug to anyone who brings Rue back.

Hope you feel better, Midget.

**Congrats, Baker!

I’m kinda likin’ TwoBees. :smiley:

We et up the leftovers tonight. Tomorrow I shall make cubed steak ‘n gravy, rice, green beans, steamed squish and possibly bizkits. That seems like a lot of cookin’ but it’s less than an hour’s work really.

I could tell y’all about the time I had a boil removed from my butt complete with pictures but I wouldn’t want to get too tmi. :stuck_out_tongue:

ETA: Great letter DeathMistress! Yesterday you met the PB. Today you get your letter published in the newspaper. I’d say it’s time to buy lotto tickets. :smiley:

I don’t need no steenkin rules. waves to Mmpers!

Danged anarchist!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Hi everybody and Happy Moanday

I get included in all beer transactions ::reminder::

I would like a list of Mumper names and I also vote for TwoBees

Cheers

Jim

:sigh.:
I got things to do and I don’t want to.

Somebody else put in an offer on the house in WV so now I have to get all my financial info together and updated so the seller can see my info. I’ll have to see what happens.

A friend asked me to do a favor for him, I never said I would or I wouldn’t and I have to make a decision and my answer is ‘no’, not because I can’t or don’t want to but because whenever I need something he can’t be bothered and I’m tired of being the responsible one.

Too cool** Baker**.
Unfortunately government officials seem to have forgotten they work for us not the other way around.

Swampy the frog is meditating. He belongs to one of my clients who has a centuries old house and about an acre of garden oasis in the middle of a development. You can’t even see their house from the street and pulling up in their driveway is like taking a giant step back in time.
I got the heron pic back when I was delivering papers. I was driving by and saw him, pulled out my phone and got that pose on the second shot. It’s the only thing I miss about delivering papers, I got to see some fantastic sunrises over the water and if I was quick enough some nice wildlife pics.

Time to go to irk :frowning:
I’m not in the mood for irk today.

Howdy stranger! And I tuck my jersey in now, let’s see The (Bett)Man box me!:smiley:

The house is open again! Huzzah!!! It’s supposed to stay cool for the rest of the week - probably the rest of the year. :smiley:

I’m stuffded. I’s tahred. I need medicinal ice cream…

Yay Deathmistress for having your voice heard!

It’s starting to get cool out now. This makes for a happy Spaz. I was getting right sick of 80F days in Oct-freaking-tober.

I forgot to mention the other good news from my appointment that I’ve lost another 10 lbs. :smiley:

That is all.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of Mumper nicknames? I know there are some OCD Mumpers, but has anyone ever been compelled to make a list? Would that even be possible?

These are the burnin’ questions of the ages!

Oh, I think they did that about 1777.

There’s a spectacular sunset outside - everything all golden.

Here’s some nice October music. I’ve played this piece.

I’m sucking on cough drops.

Death Mistress, citizens are divided about half and half on the shutdown.

Besides, I never vote. It just encourages the bastards.
:slight_smile:

Yeah, half of us want them all burned at the stake, and half of us want them all to be fed to rabid, starving weasels.;)<–in case the NSA is still funded[sub][sub][sub]FNORD[/sub][/sub][/sub]

My city is having an election. I’m not yet sure who to vote for.

I was considering running for mayor myself. I’d lower the price of poutine (a local cheese/fries/gravy dish that’s very popular here), I’d fix the roads (famous for being broken and full of holes) and make more summer music festivals (we already have a lot, but more would be nice.)

I haven’t yet come up with a name for my political party.

The Dopeblurfians?