Tips, words of advice, and lessons learned:
Learn to use keyboard shortcuts for common OS tasks, such as Ctrl-C (copy), Ctrl-X (cut), Ctrl-V (paste), Ctrl-A (select all), and Ctrl-F (find).
When copying and pasting text between applications, you can eliminate a lot of headaches if you use Notepad as a “buffer.” This will get rid of all the formatting info. In other words, after copying the text you should copy, then immediately cut it, from Notepad. Just remember “VAX”: When in Notepad, do a Ctrl-V, Ctrl-A, Ctrl-X. And then paste into the other application.
When surfing the web, get in the habit of right-clicking and selecting “Open in New Window.” This way, the previous page is still active; to “go back,” simply close the new page. This is a lot faster than clicking the “back” button.
Always wear ANSI-rated safety glasses when shooting any firearm. Even if you’re wearing prescription glasses.
Never lend money to family or friends.
Do not use a strong solvent (e.g. Gumout[sup]TM[/sup]) to clean plastic cases on electronic equipment (e.g. printer).
Never use a Master Card or Visa “debit card.”
Do not assume a taxi driver knows where your hotel is.
Never discuss religion with friends.
Use hot water to soften the toothbrush’s bristles before brushing.
To drain water from a can of vegetables (string beans, corn, etc.), use the can opener to make two, short slots 180 degrees apart. Drain. Then use can opener to remove lid.
When slowing maneuvering a car (parking, etc.), never turn the wheel unless the car is moving. Turning the wheels when the car is not moving creates a lot of pressure in the power steering pump, thereby shortening its life.
The only thing your boss cares about is profit. The sooner you understand this, the better.
High octane gas is almost always a rip off, no matter what kind of vehicle you drive. Stick with 87. If it pings, got to 89.
When going to the license bureau, or anyplace you believe you’ll have to wait in a line, bring a book or magazine.
Buy guns and ammo now. While it’s still legal. Then learn how to shoot.
Do not buy “reconditioned” or “refilled” printer cartridges.
Don’t get caught up in trends.
Do not get involved in the following: quick rich schemes, the patent system, work at home schemes, time shares, travel membership packages, etc.
Do not use dish soap to wash a beer glass; it is very difficult to get all the soap out, even with multiple washings. After drinking, thoroughly “wash” it with hot water only, then let it dry.
Invest money for your retirement. Start as early as possible.
Think twice about going into business with a friend or family member.
Think twice about turning a hobby into a business.
Visit the dentist twice a year.
Electric “bug zappers” are a waste of money, and do more harm than good.
Floss. Tying a knot in the middle will do a better job in certain areas.
Ladders are dangerous. Make damn sure it won’t fall before climbing.
Always wear your seatbelt. Always.
Unless you’re already an expert, don’t try to finish drywall on your own. Having an expert do it is money well spent.
Test GFCI outlets every 3 months. And always test them after a lightning storm.
Personal hygiene is very important when you’re in the company of other people. Always shower, brush teeth, and apply deodorant before meeting people.
Do not give a sparkler to anyone under 6 years old.
Never get angry at work. About anything. Nothing can happen at work that’s worth getting upset over.
Get in the habit of frequently pressing the “save” button when working on a document, even on systems with “auto” backup.
Anything you don’t say cannot be used against you. Talk less, listen more, and think before you say anything.
Treat your automatic transmission gently. Always come to a complete stop before shifting gears.
Don’t purchase carpet from a major chain. They use contractors to install the carpeting, and more-often-than-not they destroy your molding and do a crappy job overall. Use a company that has their own, fulltime carpet layers. You’ll pay more, but it will be worth it.
Giving a “pep talk” in an attempt to change someone with deep-rooted problems will not help them. Save your breath.
Never BS your supervisor.
Invest in a good set of hand tools, and learn how to use them. They will pay for themselves many times over.
Learn how to work on your own car. Keep it well maintained, and drive it until the wheels fall off.
Never buy an extended warranty.
Treat all of your coworkers with respect. Including the janitor.
After squeezing the water out of a can of tuna, refill the can with tap water. Squeeze this water out in the same way. This will remove a lot of the salt.
In almost all cases, learning a foreign language is a waste of time. Your time would be better spent learning other things.
Never burn bridges after crossing them.
Do not go to a discount automotive chain, e.g. Midas or Pep Boys.
If you don’t want your home to stink, do not allow pets or smoking in your house.
Upper management seeks out “serious” people for promotion. The problem is that a lot of “serious” people are in actuality depressed. Upper management can’t distinguish between depression and seriousness. This is why so many of your bosses have been manic depressive.
If you make a mistake, admit it.
If attending college, do not select a major where the deliverables are often emailed. Examples include IT, computer science, and electrical engineering (CAD drawings are easily emailed). Businesses are figuring out these jobs can be done much cheaper in China and India.