Specula. 
Speculoos
Spatulas.
A full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and sunglasses.
Illinois nazis
An angry Siamese cat
Think my ex-wife did this one, shortly after our breakup.
Disturbing.
carrots-you wouldnt want your bits to turn orange now would you?
Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion,
Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania,
Ol’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beating Patterson,
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex,
JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?
Halcyon days
Salad days
Ages of innocence
Days of wine and roses
Fins de siecle
Goat piss turned into gasoline.
My contribution is ‘‘tentacles.’’
Dang, mrAru would have been very disapointed if I felt like that! :eek: 
A diamond-encrusted codpiece
That post was too subtle, wasn’t it?
Naw, we’re just messing with you because you used a homonym, instead of the word you meant to use.
Seamen was exactly the word I meant to use.
Okay, then you wooshed me.
Double-bell euphoniums and big bassoons.
Velociraptors.