What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

Beats me, best ask Brian Damage Balowski, violent and highly dangerous escaped criminal madman, it’s his list. See here, about half way down.

:smiley:

Four fried chickens and a Coke.

Loser
Beercan
Jackass
Cheese Whiz
Two turntables and a microphone

dry white toast

Shark
Alligator
Shark eating an Alligator
Cable remote
1958 Gretsch Model 6129 Silver Jet with Bigsby Tremolo
Pop Rocks

Me, apparently ( at least that’s what the last three years have taught me)

The Larch.

But what if you don’t know how to take a pulse?

Glaive

Guisarme

Glaive-Guisarme

Halberd

Awl Pike

Lucern Hammer

(And here I thought that list of pole arms in the old Dungeons and Dragons book would never come in handy. :wink: )

Ticks.

Use a candy thermometer. Meat thermometer is right out.

1: DLuxN8R-13’s choad.

2: DLuxN8R-13’s tongue.

3-22: Any of DLuxN8R-13’s didgits.

**Mattmcl’s ** penis.

[golf clap]

I think some ladies might dissent on that. Even if it’s in the form of gold bullion.

Fire hoses.
Leaf blowers.
Shop vacs.

maggots

razorblades

solder

Actually, none of the above in any concievable combination. Really, just say no. :eek:

a cop motor
a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant (that’s gotta hurt, ladies)
cop tires
cop suspension
cop shocks

and

a cigarette lighter

not even if it’s fixed?

Mad Pete Trullo.