[QUOTE=pbbth]
Ummm…what the hell is a little black rubber thing that goes “nee nee nee nee”?
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Beats me, best ask Brian Damage Balowski, violent and highly dangerous escaped criminal madman, it’s his list. See here, about half way down.
[QUOTE=chicken wire?]
One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophylactic, One soiled. —> (Actually, they might be OK) 
One black suit jacket.
One pair of black suit pants.
One hat, black.
One pair of sunglasses.
Twenty three dollars and seven cents.
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Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Loser
Beercan
Jackass
Cheese Whiz
Two turntables and a microphone
dry white toast
Shark
Alligator
Shark eating an Alligator
Cable remote
1958 Gretsch Model 6129 Silver Jet with Bigsby Tremolo
Pop Rocks
Me, apparently ( at least that’s what the last three years have taught me)
The Larch.
[QUOTE=lieu]
Meat thermometer
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But what if you don’t know how to take a pulse?
Glaive
Guisarme
Glaive-Guisarme
Halberd
Awl Pike
Lucern Hammer
(And here I thought that list of pole arms in the old Dungeons and Dragons book would never come in handy. 
)
Ticks.
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
But what if you don’t know how to take a pulse?
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Use a candy thermometer. Meat thermometer is right out.
1: DLuxN8R-13’s choad.
2: DLuxN8R-13’s tongue.
3-22: Any of DLuxN8R-13’s didgits.
**Mattmcl’s ** penis.
[QUOTE=chicken wire?]
…One soiled…
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[golf clap]
[QUOTE=chicken wire?]
-£100,000
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I think some ladies might dissent on that. Even if it’s in the form of gold bullion.
Fire hoses.
Leaf blowers.
Shop vacs.
maggots
razorblades
Actually, none of the above in any concievable combination. Really, just say no. :eek:
[QUOTE=outlierrn]
dry white toast
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a cop motor
a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant (that’s gotta hurt, ladies)
cop tires
cop suspension
cop shocks
and
a cigarette lighter
[QUOTE=chicken wire?]
a cigarette lighter
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not even if it’s fixed?
Mad Pete Trullo.