What are you procrasting about right now by being here?

I’m awaiting my boss’s arrival in an hour and my office is an embarrassing mess, but I’m just not ready to start cleaning it. Ms Neatfreak will get the once-over-lightly version today.

Taking meds. I guess I’ll do that now.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.

I have to QA some new groups. I HATE it so I am putting off as long as possible. I might get one done today and save the other two for tomorrow.

Doing my time for last month. It’s the worst part of being a lawyer (there’s your straight line, folks).

First section of my thesis paper. It’s not due until Monday, but I work 14 hour days between tomorrow and then, so I really should get that finished up.

Hm, haven’t checked Cafe Society in at least 20 minutes…

Today is my day off, but that doesn’t mean I can’t procrastinate… I’m putting off doing the Honey-Do-List my wife gave me.

I fell asleep on the sofa and now it’s kinda late (and way too hot) to make what I was going to make for dinner so instead of going to plan B…

During the work day I do a bit of coding, then do a bit of Doping to loosen my mind. I’ve been doing it for so long that I’m a bit of a spaz about it. If I don’t have something else to do between lines of code, I can’t code.

Nothing. I’m eating lunch!

I should be learning the existing code for a project I was recently assigned to.

The dog’s peed in the hallway. It’s waiting for me.

Writing up my grocery list…

I gotta close the books for last month, but right now I’m trying to negotiate an acceptable price for a sample translation for a company out Ukraine way. They wanted me to proofread an absolute howler of a translation and I told 'em it needed a native speaker to get it into proofreading shape in the first place. We’ll see where it ends up.

Doing the prep work (scraping, sanding, recaulking etc) necessary to repaint my house.

Packing for the weekend. Vacuuming the living room and front hall.

I do something similar to this. It makes the work go faster it seems - I don’t get so tense about it.

Right now, I am supposed to be changing to go to the gym. I guess I’d better get up from this chair then.

Masturbating

Walking about the neighborhood collecting donations for fireworks. People know we collect, it all based on donations, yet they still give us crap for asking for money. I put it off until the last possible minute, when people are in a party mood and have company

I should be cleaning the kitchen since I promised to do it two days ago. I hope my Darling Marcie doesn’t notice it tomorrow.