“Wooo…I sure hope that’s not a hostage…”
"Yeah, um… that’s really interesting and all and maybe when this is all over we can visit the gift shop. But right now…um…I’d REALLY like to find some ROCKETS!
“Lady THIS is a GUN!!”
“Yo! This ain’t a ham on rye! …Sorry. I’d have been here sooner but I was thinking up the ‘ham on rye’ line.”
“What’s the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?”
“Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?”
In Cobra the drug addled bad guy who’s taken hostages in a grocery store says something along the lines of “One step closer and I’ll blow this whole place up”
Stallone (as Lt. Marion Cobretti) says, “Go ahead,” (closeup reveals Cobretti’s unmistakable indifference)“I don’t shop here.”
black belt jones:
Batman muthafu**a!
man, we aint got no blue cross!
Come with me if you want to live
Chang ‘well, does anybody have a lighter?’
Desert Jack ‘Burt does.’
Burt ‘Wait, how do you know?’
Desert Jack ‘Well, cause you’re Burt.’
Since somebody else already posted a Buffy the Vampire Slayer quote:
Buffy: Hey Ken, want to see my impression of Gandhi?
bashes in “Ken”'s head with an axe
Bystander: (hesitantly) …Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
John Carpenter’s The Thing:
Dead guy lying on a table … his head detaches, drops to the floor, grows giant spider legs and walks out the door. One of the guys who sees this says with equal parts amazement and heartbreak in his voice…
“You gotta be fuckin’ kidding!”