Dog grooming joint: You Dirty Dog
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Fat Girl Buffet- not as good as some of these but I liked the honesty and bluntness; it’s a little hole in the wall restaurant on Highway 82 in Alabama.
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Goat Hill Tavern (dive bar with many many different beers on tap) - in a small spot that used to be called Goat Hill
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That’d be a great name for a bar in Montgomery. The Alabama state capitol building is on Goat Hill and I’ve always thought they should do more with that, but they’re too conservative to appreciate the quirkiness.
Speaking of Montgomery, southern history buffs may appreciate this one, others may not understand why it’s so funny:
The Jeff Davis Dress Shop- it was located in what was once the Jeff Davis Hotel in downtown Montgomery.*
*For those who don’t know, Jeff Davis was hounded for the rest of his life by the rumors he was wearing a dress when he was captured. The rumors are mostly unfounded- he wasn’t wearing a dress- though whether intentional or not he was covering his face with his wife’s shawl.
In Gothenburg Sweden my favorite store name is Hung Fat Asian Trading Company Baby, I’m hung fat. 
There is a strip mall in the San Fernando Valley called the Bang Luck Plaza I wonder if single people go there before a first date.
There is or was a bar across the street from the Santa Cruz, CA courthouse called the “Jury Room”
Just west of where I live is a little community named Eden. Between my house and the community is a little body shop/junkyard/mechanic, apparently operated by a literary sort: East of Eden Body Shop.
Hair & Perm but only because the sign used this huge, stylized ampersand that made it look like it said “Hair Sperm”
There was a Library Bar in my college town, too. (Norman, Oklahoma)
Bicycle sales & repair shop: The Cycle Analyst
Bar near a hospital: The Recovery Room (actually, the hospital is gone. The bar remains. I don’t know what it does for clientele).
Hair salon: Hugh’s Haircraft (cute name, lousy cuts)
I once lived close to Rue de Silly, so
Silly Pressing
DILAGAF Bar (formerly the Polecat Lounge) in Nashville, TN
Everlasting Life Auto Repair, smalltown east TN
Hillbilly’s Bar and Grill, smalltown SW VA
Deliverance Quick Stop, unincorporated town of Deliverance, NC (I could just hear banjoes playing in my head when we stopped there for gas)
Drinking at the Springs Bar, Double Springs, KY
ETA: Traveling through the hills of the southeast, I’ve had the opportunity to laugh at more small church names than you could shake a stick at. I’m so going to hell.
Also in The Blues Brothers, I believe.
Two Fat Men Catering out of Lebanon TN. Their food is fantastic!
Dick’s House for Small Animals - a vet up in NH, I just loved the name
Laundro-mutt - a dog grooming place in Cambridge, MA
http://www.frogandpeach.com/ - named after the famed Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
The Sanitary Lunch–a diner, I forget in what small town, possible Delphi IN. BTW, I always referred to bathroom breaks while traveling through Delphi as “consulting the oracle”.
No Idea … a bar in NYC. So if anyone asks you where you were last night, you say …
Close, the Sanitary Lunch is in Rossville
There used to be a bar in Urbana, Illinois called The Office.
Redrum Burger in Davis, California.
Noodle King and Ice Cream Queen. The owners had dreamed of opening their own ice cream shop, but realized they needed something else to anchor the store - so generic Chinese it was!
Two Small Men With Big Hearts. A moving company. I imagine midgets trying to load my couch onto a truck.
My ex-girlfriend was always amused by a place right around the corner from my apartment called Groomingdales. It’s pretty much what you think it is.
What The Pho!
It’s a vienamese place in Seattle.
I pass a place called Fish and other Icthy Things every so often and it always makes me smile.