A new restaurant is opening this weekend near me: Thai Foon.
We also have Pho King. People who don’t know the pronunciation of pho don’t get why it’s funny.
There’s a suburb in Birmingham (UK) called Shirley. The local chinese is called the Shirley Temple, which is genius.
And there’s a chain of pet accessory shops called Doggy Style.
barbershop: **The Best Little Hairhouse in Gresham. **
A dry cleaner: P & S Cleaners
Fish shop: The Wet Spot
Chinese food: Hung Far Low
I love it here 
Ugh, that reminds me of the Deli Llama that just opened here.
Warsaw, IN, used to have a laundromat named Suds Ur Duds.
The nearby Beaverdale district features Beaver Cleaners.
Seattle used to have a boutique store for dogs (toys? grooming? I don’t know) called High Maintenance Bitch.
Julius Scissor (Hair)
The Chop Shop (Hair)
Hung Phat (Chinese/Asian)
G.O.D. Guaranteed Overnight Delivery
Pastabilities (Restaurant)
(In Phila, Pa USA metro area)
This one is not intentionally funny, in keeping with what I think the OP is after. It may not even be funny at all - it always makes me laugh, but nobody I’ve ever pointed it out to has so much as chuckled.
Anyway, pre-emptive disclaimers out of the way, it’s an estate agent (realtor) in northern England called Wright Manley. Which sounds just like “right manly”, no? I always imagine it said in a lustful northern accent, “By 'eck, he’s right manly, that one.”
Thai One On and Thai Me Up, Thai Me Down are also good.
At the University of Alabama the Women Studies classes are offered in Manly Hall. Consequently WS majors are sometimes called “Manly Women”, though in fairness a few were probably were called that already.
There’s a family of attorneys in Montgomery with the surname Screws. Whenever they make partner it becomes an issue: Jones Screws Smith, Jones Smith Screws, and Screws Jones & Smith- none sound good.
I recently learned while researching a building at 123 W. 44th St. in Manhattan that there’s a French restaurant there named Un Deux Trois (because the street address is 123). Not fully in keeping with the thread, but I love names that are both simple and logical.
Oakville, Ontario has a raquet sports equipment store called The Merchant of Tennis.
A bar in Detroit called “the Office”.
Hair salon near Metropolitan Airport called “the Hair Port”.
An acquaintance of mine set up a machine shop in the back of his regular business. The name is Beecher Tool and Die.
He admitted that at least 25% of the reason for the shop is simply so he could have the name on the door and the business cards.
We’ve got Under One Woof.
I get a kick out of all the bars and lounges named The Elbow Room. I’ve never seen one in L.A., but there seem to be a lot of them around the country.
Ones I’ve heard and liked:
A computer store called PC Galore
The Rigid Tool Company
B&E Liquidators
a gardening company called Rakes and Ladders
My eternal favorite name will probably be a local gay bar called Screw Boy.
I forgot the electronics parts and DIY store in NH called Nerdful Things