Y’all are making me crochety.
That was a flat knitting joke.
Oddly enough, I have nothing.
It seemed fitting.
That’s pretty butch.
Sorry, I don’t have a purl of a knitting pun. 
No? You’re slipping.
Oh, I’m sure we’d find a place for you. Ravelry is a strange and wonderful place.
Here is the one I’m currently using…Georgie.
Must be the tension.
I’m using this on the Where’s George? and CoinTalk forums.
Joe