You did say reality TV right?
Then I gotta argue: Spinal Tap is just as real as any other ‘reality’ TV.
Still wouldn’t watch it.
Ha! I’ve come up with a pitch for the networks. I’m thinking UPN, or maybe ABC. It’ll be a variety show called MAYHEM: The Happy-Happy Family Fun Hour.
45-minute episodes of good clean entertainment from everyone’s favorite Norwegian satanists, Mayhem. We put the surviving members of the band on a psychedelic bus, kinda like The Partridge Family, and send them on a tour of America’s Heartland. Maybe we send along a celebrity sidekick, like Nicole Ritchie or someone, get the teen audience interested. Every episode would feature a sing-along with Grisnackh (broadcast from prison). Give 'em a Ouija board so they can contact Dead and Euronymous.
For a theme song, I’m thinking “Love Will Keep Us Together”.
GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.
Bodily fluids (and solids) everywhere!
ZJ
I would pay good money to see Paris Hilton interviewing Varg Vikernes.