hypocrita
Your brand will be unique because this denotes: world ethics
I’m not sure if I’ll use this name should I ever be in a position to name a product.
Suburban Plankton:
I just got home from the store. I was putting groceries away when I heard my bedroom sliding glass door open.I rushed in there,only to see a shadowey shape slip over my balcony fence and drop one story to the ground.He was gone.
I then came in to check for missing items.I found my webtv on and the tv/monitor was showing this thread.I quickly went to e-mail and found your message to me.I then realized that I had been hit by the message bandit that has been terrorizing this city for weeks now.He sneaks into people’s abodes and posts spurious messages,then disappears like smoke.
I agree,it was a horrible thing to post to your lovely,non adulterous wife. Boy,if I ever catch that guy tied to a tree…
I believe his thinking about the all caps ACCLIVIUS thing was maybe because he felt the name sounded like a Roman emperor and deserved a booming sound. Of course,that’s just speculation.
But you have to wonder how he came up with the name ACCLIVIUS,which is exactly the name I got from that site.Well, they say that every fiction writer is allowed one gigantic coincidence per story.This would seem to be much like that.
Great to meet you.Bye!
My brand name is integriti, which denotes global fit.
Now all I need is a few million bucks of venture capital and I’m ready to take on the world!
It’s like they know me man…
Except for the whole “annecto” and “money” thing.
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][indent]**qualibit
**[/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent]synergy with similarity[/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]
It sounds like somebody made a soft drink outta Visine[sup]TM[/sup].
Profitio, leader in World Ethics…
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][indent]**thinc
**[/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]
I’m Lexapro.
Oh, wait, that’s already taken!!
**there4 **
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
repeated uniqueness
I tried a couple and got:
genitalis
penus
penetro
:eek:
Shadowy figures slipping over balconies, eh? Sounds to me like the work of …
NINJAS!
But what possible connection could there be between ninjas and the SDMB? There are at least 24 known ninjas on the SDMB. I suggest that one of these was your “mysterious visitor”. Oddly enough, none of these posters seems to have visited *this * thread. Pretty suspicious, I’d say.
My top suspects are…
Ninja Pizza Guy - He could easily move through suburban neighborhoods without attracting attention disguised as the Domino’s delivery guy
NinjaChick - She might perhaps feel threatened by the awesome marketing power of A, and be trying to eliminate her competition
Bat Ninja - Or should I say Vampire Ninja? He didn’t drop one story to the groud, he just flew away
But the culprit undoubtedly is…
GrammarNinja
He could have gotten away with it, but he made that one fatal mistake. He couldn’t live with the fact that he had missspelled “name” in his original post, and had to come back to correct himself. Weeks of planning and coordination painstakingly organized over four continents, all undone by a missing “e”.
Now that I’ve made Contra Costa County safe for law abiding citizens again, I’m off to pick up our new dining room table. I only hope the streets will be safe without me.
emineo
I sound like a rapper’s midget sidekick!
**archidictus
the hand of a talented chance **
Suburban Plankton:
Alright,I admit it.I’m who you called Grammar Ninja,even though that nam(curses)wasn’t in your list of ninjas.
It doesn’t matter because I knew that story about picking up a table was just that,and you were headed to my apartment to execute me,probably Mafia style.So I left immediately and hitch-hiked to Mexico,where I’m posting from now. You’re quite a detective,but if you follow me here,I will be gone. I’m going to Tierra del Fuego,where I will change my nam(double dog damn)and buy a large herd of llamas to protect me.If you get close to me,they will trample you and then spit on you,dead or alive.
So this is my final goodbye to you and your insane paranoid revenge trip.
PS-Have you stopped doing huge amounts of hard drugs and beating your wife.
::puts thumbs in ears and wiggles other fingers up and down:: HEE HAW!
Using my real name I’m “STRATEDGY”
Using my doper name I’m “Visulade”
subigo
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
more money than sense
Errrmmm…guess that makes me really, really stupid.
**werld **
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
we aim to tease
I tried my doper name and changed my values and got
**there4 **
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
we aim to tease
It’s official - I’m a tease.
My brand name is…
RETARDO
which denotes "calm chaos collectively collaborated "
Whateva…
A new name and £100 million saved!
vulva
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
many eggs, one basket
Oh my… :dubious: 
:eek: 