Will you people please stop sniffing each other’s butt’s! Its disgusting. And stop humping my leg, damn it!
Oh yeah, and another thing - for all you male dogs out there, now that you can, well, you know, are you going to?
::AHEM:: some of us can do it IRL
…unfortunately not me.
(sorry, someone had to say it)
I’m a basset hound. yippee.
Yellow is the color of my personality…bright and sunny. yeah right.
My celebrity match is…Ricky Martin. WTF???
I’m a Smooth Flirt. “Charming and persuasive, you know exactly how to have 'em eating out of your hand.”
I’m “definitely in love.” DUH!!! I coulda toldya that!!!
I’ve found my Prince Charming. Another given.
The only dog I really liked was a Bassett Hound.
I guess I’m on the calm and quiet side too.
I’m a Great Dane.
Angela Bassett is my celebrity match.
My super power is super speed.
Here’s mine:
No bones about it, you’re a dedicated, trustworthy St. Bernard. Loyal and good-hearted, you’re as reliable as they come. Your naturally protective personality is reflected in the way you treat people close to you. Sheltering your nearest and dearest from harm (or bad news, for that matter) is high on your priority list. That attitude earns you lots of gold stars, not to mention respect. People admire your strong morals — and how well you stick to them! Focused, reliable, and determined, you always aim to please. It’s a breed like yours that makes the world a better place — woof!
No bones about it, you’re a loyal, nurturing Collie. A sensitive breed, you’re always approachable and very in tune with others’ feelings — just like Lassie! Because of your empathetic nature, you tend to be the group psychologist to your circle of friends. Your faithful, easy-going, and steadfast personality makes you a wonderful confidant. Bottom line, you’re a star at interpersonal relationships and have a knack for making new friends and acquaintances wherever you go. After all, what’s a Collie without a flock to look after? Since you’re so giving, your buddies might not realize that you need them just as much as they need you, so make sure not to neglect yours truly. Woof!
Are collies control freaks?
German Pinschers aren’t for everyone! They are territorial, assertive, agile and high energy. They are naturally protective of their (notice I said “their”) home and family. Daily exercise is mandatory and a dog-tight yard is a must. German Pinscher eye contact is direct! Most dogs look away, but not these guys. Our German Pinschers also smile or grin (especially when they know they’re in trouble).
Let’s see. . .
Basset hound - I’m guessing it’s because I answered I like to veg out in front of the tv. I do wonder where the “outlook colored by conspiracy theories” comes into this.
Shania Twain - is my ideal celebrity. Apparently I like married women who make music I can’t stand.
X-Ray vision - is my superpower. Sweet.
Brown - is my true color. I don’t think that’s a compliment.
Also, I’m not evil.
Type Dog:
Loyal and tenderhearted, you’re a St. Bernard at heart. St. Bernards are wonderful dogs, with all the right stuff.
Color:
Strong and sophisticated, black is the color of your personality
Celebrity Match:
There’s no denying that sparks would be flying between you and Jennifer Aniston. All-American and drop-dead gorgeous, she’s got what it takes to drive you crazy!
Sex God??:
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you’re every woman’s dream lover.
Emotional Age:
Overall, your emotional age is quite adult. You are a clear thinker who recognizes your emotions and knows how to express them. You follow your instincts, without ever letting yourself get carried away.