I have one that says “I Break For Tailgaters”, inspired by a recent thread, and one that says “Honk If You Love Me”.
What do you have?
“Help Stamp Out Mental Health!”
I’ve got a small sticker that advertises the tattoo studio that did my last tat, and a Badnarik in 04 that I really should get removed.
“Nautical People Have Their Ship Together!”
Aaa
None. But I have an Indiana University alumni sticker inside a window. I don’t see any reason to deface my own car.
Little Bad Ass Papillons and Got Gordon Setters?
Not yet, but I’m thinking about having one made on the Internet that reads:
AL FRANKEN FOR PRESIDENT!
I’ve got a very faded Human Rights Campaign “=,” plus my Evolve fish (the one holding a wrench).
I have a “Han Shot First” sticker and a Kingdom of Loathing one. I also have a very faded Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo symbol and a small one that says “Don’t Submit.”
I’ve got two:
“God Is Too Big To Fit Inside One Religion” and
“We can bomb the world to pieces but we can’t bomb it into peace”
I also have a Wolf Sanctuary decal.
On the left side of the rear bumper:
“Amnesty International”
“Free Tibet”
On the right side:
“.45ACP”
“TAPCO”
Ooooh, I’d love to get one of those. Did you find it online?
I have a Monster Magnet sticker and a Black Sabbath sticker. Part of my MM sticker tore off the last time I went through the car wash so I guess I’ll have to remove it. I waited and waited for the perfect sticker for my car and the damn thing ripped. I probably won’t be able to find the same one again.
On my car, a small American flag, and a spiffy “Kennedy/Johnson” repro 1960 campaign bumpersticker I got from the JFK Library in Boston.
On our family van, an oval white-on-green “VT” oval, a “We support [our local school]” rear-window sticker, a world soccer insignia, and a teeny little smiley face (my six-year-old put it there; I haven’t gotten around to taking it off).
BUCK FUSH
A white silhouette of a Schweizer 300CB I had made at one of those vinyl stickers kiosks
‘Talk nerdy to me’, followed by a white Macintosh Apple
AOPA wings
White ‘Group 3 Aviation, Van Nuys Airport’ with a Bell LongRanger silhouette
Red MG octagon
I have a sticker from the movie The American Astronaut
Waterloo Records from Austin
A chunklet Magazine sticker that says “We’re all in this together
Except you, you’re a dick”
Mass Transit Ale
the band Sugar Shack sticker
and an Axeman Surplus sticker from Minneapolis/St. Paul.
“Throw the bums out!”
Oddly, none of mine are actually on the bumper. I’ve got a chrome UT Longhorn to the left of my license plate, a God Bless Texas sticker to the right, a silver Autobot decal on the driver’s side rear quarter window, a window sticker of my wife’s sorority shield (Zeta Phi Beta) on the passenger’s side rear quarter window, and a geocaching logo window cling on the bottm center of the rear window.
“FRODO FAILED”
“Support the magnetic ribbon industry”
My buddy has one on his car that says:
“My Goddess created your God”
“My other car is a Pynchon novel”
That’s it, since it’s about as pretentious as anyone can ever hope to be.