"Eschew obfuscation"
On my truck are the following:
WWBD - What would Buffy do?
Dragons rescued, virgins slain - no job too easy, no fee too large.
I have a Strong Bad decal on my car- my friend made it for me. Its black and I put him on my back window. When its dark and people are driving behind me a clear picture of him is prjected in shadow across my dash, I love it!
Support bingo - keep grandma off the streets
AWESOME!
Another good one:
I bet Jesus would have used His turn signal.
Oh, I want this one!
In the upper right it had a capital W with a Ø sign over it. Then it also said: “Let’s not elect him again 2004.”
Yeah, I know people need to get over it and move on, but I thought it was funny.
That’s a little long, but I can totally get behind putting it on a bumper sticker! Can we add something in there about “you little bastards” too?
“Guns don’t kill people, gaping wounds in vital organs kill people.”
I sent some of my favourites to a friends and she came up with:
What if the hokey cokey IS what it is all about?!?
2 more (can’t beleive I forgot the first one)
In Truckee, CA I got one that says "You’re just jealous because the little voices talk to me.
The second has to be more common than just up here. In response to my sister having the “Mean People Suck” sticker, I stealthily placed next to it one that read “Nice People Swallow.”
Hmm…any help on getting a sticker made for my situation? “Working-class” pro-life Catholic who would never vote for Kerry. Far from billionaire, but will vote for Bush in Nov.
Oh sweet Lord, I’m disenfranchised! Seriously, I need a bumper sticker!
By the way, it’s Cheney.
Heard about it; never saw it:
“I’d rather be driving.”
Hey, a rows is a rose…! 
Hey, that reminds me! I saw one you’d love!
WWSD - What would Scooby Doo?
Zoinks! Yeah, that was a real bumper sticker done in Scooby Doo style lettering and colors! How can I get one?
Also, I have one that says: “My other car is the Mach 5!” …for all you Speed Racer fans out there! - Jinx
Some of you lefties might enjoy the Northern Sun website.
They have the means to make your own bumperstickers too.
There’s no way to respond to this without sending this thread into the Pit.
Honk if you want to see my gun.
Seen in Florida: We don’t care how you do it up north.