What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently?

So I was at the gas station today, and I saw a bumper sticker that didn’t make me smile, it made me think (and not in that nice, museful, Hmmm isn’t that profound way either).

I have no intention on making this into any sort of debate whatsoever, and my reaction to the sticker is in no way a reflection of my views on the subject.

It read:

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Oooook? So if you equate a war with an earthquake, doesn’t it follow that a war is (like an Earthquake) a destructive, dangerous, *unavoidable natural * phenomenon. Of course that isn’t the case, but… the sticker made no sense to me. I understand the point they were trying to make, but IMHO, they completely failed to make it.

[Jesus Fish] [Heart] [Darwin Fish]
Jesus Loves Darwin
and so should you

Make one for me, too. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Please???

I think the point they were trying to make is that, in both cases, after the dust settles, you’re still left with a lot of displaced people, dead bodies, and a big mess to clean up.

Though IMO the point would have been better made if it had simply said, “In a war there are no winners.”

There is a car around town - like a white monte carlo with very dark tinted windows…maybe from the mid 1980’s. It’s such a trashy car - and the bumper sticker says, “Don’t laugh. Your daughter may be in here.”

GAH.

You might’ve seen churches with signs out front that read, “No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.” Same thing.

Patty

ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE ADDICT

and then I thinks to meself… what if he’s serious!

I saw one the other day I liked:

Don’t Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys

I liked this one, because I know it to be true from personal experience.

“Forgive your enemies…nothing annoys them more.”

I used to have an old banger of a station wagon called Buford, (he just looked like one) anyhoo, his sticker said:

“My Other Cars a Piece of Shit Too”

I was annoyed when I saw this one, but only at first.

“Redefeat Bush 2004”

Now. think about it. A little more…

If you’s dem’s redefeat him (i.e., a repeat of 2000), Bush will have another term.
And THANK YOU FOR THAT oh so clever sticker, folks!

Seen last week (and yes, it was in English):

IGNORE THE RISK!
TRY LUTEFISK!

“Put Down the Phone And Drive”
“Do You Need to Be Driving Right Now?”
“Guns Don’t Kill People. I Kill People!”

I don’t get it.

From that great link of Northern Sun provided earlier:

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

**I saw Elvis Making crop circles. **

Buckle Up! It makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car.

**I’d never survive in the wild **

Marching to a different accordian I love this.

I saw a white car in a parking lot that the owner had hand-written a note across the back of:

“If you ride my ass, I will slow down.”

Stuck upside-down on a Jeep Wrangler-

“If you can read this, flip me over”

Seen on a van at a local movie theater here in the D. C. area:

Manassas, VA: Shithole of America

If you’re from this area you’ll know why I didn’t stop laughing for hours.

My grandfather had this one on his car in 1980.

“Trust Teddy. Mary Jo did.”

We got to bring that one back, ASAP!

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