I say we get rid of them. Burn them all and bury their ashes in a shallow grave. They’ve been hanging around here long enough and kids are being influenced by their evil ways.
We just need to go up to Big Tobacco and scream “No More Fags!” Luckily we have laws, but the third world has almost no protection. Kids are smoking these things right and left and we need to stop it. Any suggestions?
Oh, on a completely unrelated note, does anyone here tend to judge a book by its cover?
oh, fags as in cigarettes! I was thinking, wow, I’ve seen a troll in action for the first time. but, sadly, no, I was mistaken. Though I think the intention of the subject was to get ticked off sdmb posters to look at it; can’t say I agree with your tactics.
judge a book by its cover? well, I’d say everyone does it to a point. I feel that someone’s appearance definately influences first impressions, nomatter who it is. For example, you go in a room, and there’s two people of the sex that you prefer. now, let’s say both are just standing there, not saying anything. one’s attractive, the other is plain looking. Intimidation aside, which one do you think someone would naturally warm up to?
I can tell you right now, that my clean cut good looks have gotten me many a job, friend, and date. I did an experiment once: for one week, I delibrately made myself unattractive, to see how people reacted. Everyone acted more hostile, in varying degrees.
To answer your question, yes, I do tend to judge people by there looks, at first. And even after I get to know them, if they don’t make an effort to be hygenically appealing, at least, then it’s likely that I won’t be hanging around them. It’s not shallowness, really. I just dont’ like to hang around smelly people. But that’s not really judging them either. and I forgot what I was saying, so I’ll shutup now.
Maybe burning them is a bad idea. You’d be using them as intended.
Hmmm. This looks to me like an attempt to skirt around the rules by redefining words, as this question seems to lack a proper depth & cuz cigarets have been discussing so much before.
Cigarettes and homosexuals will all go to Hell when the Day of the Lord cometh.
Can I get an Amen??
You’d only hope so, ya clog-wearing bastard, because then you’d have companionship and something to smoke. 
Hijack—My 8th grade algebra teacher was British. When a couple of boys came late to class one day, she thundered, “I know where you were—out in the parking lot with a fag in your mouth!”
Mayhem ensued.
I thought wou wanted to know what to do with all the faqs in the world. Read 'em, say I. But you weren’t. So never mind.
Remember those exploding “loads” one used to be able to buy from the back of comic books? Insert these at random, perhaps in every 100th cigarette. As someone who has experienced one firsthand, I can testify that cigarette consumption will go down dramatically. I think Dave Barry suggested this some years ago, but a good idea like this shouldn’t die. Can you just imagine some joker lighting up after sex… Hee! Hee! Too funny to contemplate.
Well, pip pip, old man! If you’d ask around my club, I dare say we all would say there aren’t nearly enough fags in the world!
Leaving my school was one of the saddest days of my life, not the least because I knew I would henceforth have to do my own laundry. No, a good fag is not a thing to be denigrated! I don’t see how you can think that there are too many in the world; I believe there aren’t nearly enough!
Yours etc.,
Brigadier W.S. Samples (Mrs.)
Enderw23: “La la la! Made you look… made you look! La la la!”
SDMB: “Yes. Why yes you did honey and your panties are very pretty. Now put your dress back down and stop bothering the nice people.”
Eve
Thanks for that charming story. I am going to be giggling for the rest of the day.
“When you ask for a fag in Texas…Smile.”
I do not get it…
Yeah, all the time. Fr’instance, right now I’m thinking what a moron you are. But idiocy is only skin deep. :rolleyes:
I have a similar story about a girl I knew in high school. She was an American but had grown up in England, and it took her some time to get used to American slang. Hermost embarassing mistake: announcing that she and her best friend has “stopped to suck a fag”.
Well, Coldfire is going to hell…
On a related (or unrelated) note, yes, ciggarettes are evil, but burning them is defintity thw wrong way to go about it.
It reminds me of how the police officers in my state get rid of large amounts of pot plants, yup, they burn them. While standing next to the plant, at that.
Yeah. I say drown 'em. By the carton even!