What can you do with your body?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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You guys are so funny.

I can also:

[ul]- Bend over backwards, grab my ankles with my hands, tilt my head to one side and roll

  • American Splits
  • Russian Splits
  • The lotus position, and then I can walk around on my knees.
  • I can fold myself up small enough to fit into the average piece of carry-on luggage or dresser drawer (and I’m 5’8").
    [/ul]

I’m a freak - it’s true. But I am fun at dinner parties. :smiley:

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I can flip my eyelids up and keep them that way for as long as I want… About the only semi-unique thing about me at any rate.

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I don’t know where “Down the rabbit hole…” is, but I really, really want to go there! :smiley:

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AIW: I can imagine a date with you is an experience, if you get my meaning. :slight_smile:

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Good lord! You sir, are not from this planet. Begone back to Qvuak VVI with you!

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Ha! Amateurs.

I can grow massive amounts of ear and back hair while simultaneously not growing any hair on my head!!!

Top that kids.

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Hey, do you mean you can queef on demand?
I said “queef” :smiley: …

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I can do many of the weird contortionist things mentioned already. AIW and I may have been separated at birth. Most of my joints hyperextend, sublex or pop. I’ve grossed medical staff out more than once with more than one oddly bendy body part. I have a word of caution for the rest of you who are bendy like that:

Just because you CAN move your body like that doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

I’m only 32, but the joint damage I’ve got at this point makes me act more like I’m 62 sometimes. I’ve spent more time at the physical therapist’s than most people in their thirties would even dream of. Naproxen Sodium (prescription strength Aleve) is my friend. So be careful when contorting & make sure the muscle groups surrounding & controlling the joint are up to snuff.

With that caution out there, here’s my 2nd weirdest trick, and 2trew, you’ll be pleased to hear this:

I can bend only the top knuckles of all eight of my fingers. When I do, I look like a horror flick freak.

I’m sure the ability to do this is related to my weirdest trick, which is the ability to dislocate & (what would you call it?) relocate/undislocate all of the middle joints of my fingers. If I could hold my hands up to your ears, you could hear the noise this makes. This noise, I am told, has almost made several people throw up. Aaaaahhhh, for lack of sound-o-net.

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…ewww… great big flexible chunk of fun you are, then. :slight_smile:

Good lord! You sir, are not from this planet. Begone back to Qvuak VVI with you!

I am not a sir, I am a girl. But thanks for the compliment! I love freaking people out! You have made my day!! :smiley: