What can you still do while drunk?

[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]
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While eating cold fried chicken,
and replacing paper in the printer,
before taking a long afternoon nap.

What can’t I do?

Clean up the chicken crumbs on the floor. Much too much bother.

g’night! (at 15:43!)
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So, just out of curiosity, did you buy that case of beer at the local Saudi 7/11 or did you just come home buzzed from a wild night at Jahmir’s Irish Pub?