Billy Crystal…surely he learned SOMETHING in those City Slickers movies.
Which celebrity would you want to cook and serve you breakfast in bed?
Nigella Lawson … for reasons that should be obvious.
Which celebrity would you call at 4:00 am for bail money?
Snoop Dogg - because he’s loaded, and he’s been there before.
What celebrity would you want to come over and help you work on your vehicle?
Salma Hayek - Duh! (actually that’s my answer to most of the questions)
Which celebrity would you want to be your kid’s camp counselor?
Arnold Schwartzeneggar. I dunno, he seemed to be pretty good with the kiddies in Kindergarten Cop.
What celebrity would you want to sit next to on a cross-country flight?
Gilbert Gottfried. Because I like his comedy, and no one would believe I actually did it, much less on purpose.
What (non-political) celebrity would you most want to run for president?
Hrm, toughie. Either Harrison Ford or Nicole Kidman. Both seem like they’d be really down-to-earth (that’s a bad phrase to use for this question… 
), and if I got the nerve to talk to either of them, I think they’d be pretty relaxed about it.
So who’s planning your wedding?
Whoops, missed one!! My last post was for Peg. In regards to gonzoron–Morgan Freeman. It worked in Deep Impact!
So who’s planning your wedding?
Salma Hayek, Duh! (cause she’s gonna be my wife)
actually, someone else should answer that one
Martha Stewart probably plans a very good wedding. So she’d be my pick, if I wasn’t already hitched meself.
Which celebrity would you want to be your wingman?
If the friend were female: John Cusak–I think he could take it, and if not, I’d get a few funny stories out of it.
If the friend were male: Jill Hennessy, from Crossing Jordan, for the same reasons.
Which celebrity would you want to set your broken leg with a stick and a bit of his/her clothing?
Michael J. Fox. He was so adorable and ethical by the end in Doc Hollywood. Who could possibly be more competent in that given situation? The man peed on trees! 
What celebrity would you most like to play Pictionary with?
Cheech Marin; he’s deceptively intelligent and the other team would let their guard down.
Which celebrity would you want dating your mother?
I’d have to say somebody like Harrison Ford, sexy smart and age appropriate.
Which celebrity would you want to clean your bathroom?
Julia Roberts. Then I’d go in and filthy it up and make her do it again. Repeat as necessary, or until you are bored.
Who’s doing your math homework while you’re at the movies?
Can we play again, because this is fun!
Will Smith, because I heard he got a scholarship to MIT and stuff.
You have a horrible cold. What celebrity would you want to bring you cold medicine and soup at 2 AM?
It’s a toss up between 'Topher Grace and Elijah Wood–I think either would be deeply concerned, but 'Topher would probably be more jocular about it, so I’ll go with him.
Who’s throwing your bachelor/ette party?
Paul Walker, because he’s a babe. But only if he showed up naked!
If you were in a public restroom, pissing, and there was a celebrity next to you taking a shit, who would you hope that it’s NOT?
That would be a team effort. Charlie Sheen and Eddie Murphy.
-FK