Okay, here is how this game works.
Ask a question, next poster answers and asks a question of their own.
For example…
Q. Which celebrity would you want to change your child’s diaper, and why?
A. Howie Mandel, because he’s a germaphobe. You know he’d do it right and be sure to wash up afterwords.
Anyone game?
Sure!
What celebrity would you want to be your personal shopper?
Winona Ryder - free stuff!
Oh, right, I’m supposed to ask the next one. Um…
Which celebrity would you most trust to not cheat on you?
Steve Perry, ex-singer of Journey, because he said that he’s “forever yours, faithfully” and I believe him.
What celebrity would you want to be your personal stockbroker?
David Bowie. Just saw a story on Headline News about him. A few years ago he sold the rights to his royalties in exchange for a huge chunk o’ cash. That was before rampant P2P file sharing hit the Net. Ole Ziggy Stardust made quite a few bucks for himself. His royalties ain’t doin’ so hot.
Which celebrity would you want to be your chauffer?
That’s easy! Eddie Money!!!
What celebrity would you pick to be your food taster?
Carrot Top. I would be sure to piss off a lot of people first.
What celebrity would you want to be your babysitter?
Scott Baio. He’s not a real babysitter, but he played one on TV.
What celebrity would you like to go on a whitewater rafting trip with.
Timothy Rose (of Admiral Ackbar fame) That way, everytime ssomething goes wrong, he could scream, “IT’S A TRAP!”
What celebrity would you most likely pin the Black Dahlia murders on?
Jimmy Stewart. He’s the last one you’d suspect, so…
What celeb would you want as a cellmate?
Catherine Zeta-Jones. It’d just be a matter of time…
What celebrity would you most like to see gain Superman’s powers?
Christopher Reeve. Seriously.
What celebrity would you most like to live next door to?
Steve Martin - funny guy 
What celebrity would you like most to be your mother-in-law?
Marcheline Bertrand, because that would mean I’m getting regular sack time with Angelina Jolie…
Which celebrity would you want to have as a nanny?
John Goodman. He’s fun and funny and warm, and as far as I know, he’s not a jerk. Plus, it would be nice to have him around the house.
What celebrity would you like to read you a bedtime story?
Antonio Banderas. Then we live happily ever after.
What celebrity would you like to watch having sex with your significant other?
Lucy Lawless. Or at least that’s the celebrity my SO would like to have sex with while I watched. Or even while I didn’t watch.
Which celebrity do you think vanity searches the Web the least?
Nicole Kidman – she just doesn’t seem cocky. Then again, she’s too busy to even have time . . .
Which celebrity do you think vanity searches the Web the MOST?
Michael Jackson. It’s a vicious circle of self-fulfilling prophecy.
Which celebrity do you want to go camping with?