What celebrity loves you?

[vanilla]

Well, that guy Brad (Pitt, is it?) had a thing for me, but I just don’t find him attractive enough.
Not as attractive as Ralph…

[Jman]

*Originally posted by non-native *
**Natalie Portman. We’re a perfect match in terms of astrology and chinese astrology.

I have way too much free time. **

Nope, she loves me. Without a doubt.

Jman

[Typo_Negative]

*Originally posted by mouthbreather *
**Laura Prepon, who plays the redhead (can’t remember her character name) on That 70’s Show. I always thought she was kinda hot, in a tomboy-ish, girl-next-door, kinda way (which I guess is what they are shooting for on the show). Then I picked up the current edition of Maxim magazine. **

You think she would love you when you don’t even know her characters name? (Donna Pinciatti) HA!

Her heart is mine!

[mouthbreather]

no way, dude. I called it. It’s like “shotgun”, or something.

[Anniz]

*Originally posted by Montfort *
**A lot of people theorise that Nicole Kidman is Tom Cruise’s beard; disguising his gayness from the rest of the world.

Not true: he’s her cover story, hiding her true love for me from the rest of the gossip mongerers. As soon as I can convince Anniz that Tom is a great guy and that she’d love him, the trade is on. **

You think I want to trade you for Tom Cruise,
okay, fine, if that’s what you want.