Deep Flesh Pink. Then get a birdseed holder & put 5lbs of bird seed on the rock. The birds come along, eat it, poop on the rock which looks like come, very very clever idea there, if you catch my drift.
White.
Don't know if it GOES with masturbation, but it CUMS.... D,RLHNot really.
Thanks for the advice, kids. Suzanne and I are buying the paint today. I’ll let you know what we decide on. . .
I hope you went for a creamy kumquat.
“May is national masterbation month.”
It’s also Deaf Awareness Month. Really, Im not kidding.
You know, deaf people do it with their hands 
Ah, handy, hon, now you’re grasping at straws…
splort
Good one, elelle. 
Nope.
They say that orgasms reduce period cramps. Woo-ha.
I would have to agree that you paint it a dark color with white blotches.
Hey Arden, I can’t sponsor you, but I’m off work that day. Maybe I could give you a call and help you add to the total number of minutes. 
What a trooper you are, Crunchy, my dear.
"hot pink volcano in the heart of the tornado
is shaking the lemonade tree
hot pink forest is back by a furnace
that boils the lemonade free
and it all went down
tommorrow is a number
hot pink apple with a sweet golden dimple
has stuck it’s claim on me
hot pink rubber comes in every color
and every style that you please"
Meat Puppets
I don’t know how to feel about May being masturbation month.
I mean, I’m delighted there’s a month for it. But I was hoping May would be the month I actually get laid and masturbation wouldn’t be quite as important.
I think February should be National Masturbation Month. I mean, what else is there to do in February?
May should be Actually Going Out And Getting Some Month.
Anybody here like to send up a little prayer for me this May?
I still stand firmly (no pun intended) behind my suggestion of Puce.
Orange
Marrianne Faithfull from The Ballad of Lucy Jordan:
“…as she lay beneath the covers, dreaming of a thousand lovers, the walls turned to orange, and the room went spinning rounnnnd”
I think if you’re viewing porn films, a hearty red - perhaps a Pinot Noir.
With printed material, a white is good, I would prefer a Reisling myself.
Of course, if you’re masterbating to pictures of livestock, Your usual Hamms will suffice.
::d&r::
Am I the only one thinking “psychedelic”?
Strokey-Pokey Chicken-Chokey
Spank-the-Monkey Okey-Dokey!
My Vote is HOT PINK!
UPDATE
We eventually agreed on this deep, dark, fleshy shade of pink, but compromised and did the writing in white. I gotta be up front with you guys, it looks cool as hell, and orgasms are the first thing that pop into my mind when I see it.
You keep saying things like that and I’m liable to go and steal that rock. And place it beside my bed. You’re welcome to come after it.
I’m praying for betenoir, and I’m interested in sponsoring Arden, though I haven’t had the opportunity to observe her technique. Due to overspending last month I can only afford a dollar or two, however; maybe more if I think we have a good chance of winning. Technical information should be sent to my e-mail address.
I would have gone for a sort of bronze; a mid-range representation of human skin color.
Is anyone else seeing the giant clitoris in ‘South Park’ in their heads? Imagining a big pink rock made me think of this.