Oh, come on! This OP is funny. Don’t be a party pooper.
My initial reaction was brown, just because that’s a common hair color, but foolishly, I didn’t take into account that that really isn’t what’s important. There sure are a lot of grey old men on TV. Does salt and pepper hair count as grey? If so, grey is where my money is. Then again, I have a good feeling about Brian Williams calling it tonight. Fuck it, I’m going with grey. Don’t let me down, Wolf!
You forgot John Stewart (call it grey) and Stephen Colbert (brown).
That gives 4 grey haired hosts to 3 brown…but there’s no way that Colbert lets Stewart scoop him, so that effectively makes it a 30% probability for both grey and brown.
It’s just too close to call…
For those keeping score at home:
John Stewart - 8:21 PST (11:21 EST)
According to the election thread, CNN called it at 11:20, and the other networks all before that, at 11:10ish. In fact, I’m pretty sure Jon called because the other networks had, seeing as their other info seemed to come from watching the networks. That’s what they do to get stories there, after all.