What color hair will the person have who first calls the election tonigh?

Most people probably haven’t noticed, but there’s an election going on in the US today. I had a thought that I figured everyone would be interested in: What color hair do you think the announcer will have who first calls the election tonight?

I can’t believe that, with all the smart people here, there aren’t already 50 variations of this thread active on this MB.

White. Go Anderson!

I have never used these on this board before, so congrats to you for the inspiration:
:rolleyes:

I don’t know. Fox is pretty on the ball about such things, so she’ll probably be blonde.

So in other words, you think it will be green?

I took your virginity. Does that mean I owe you dinner?

The first call? Honestly, I haven’t a clue as to how many shades ball hair comes in.

Fuck you, I’m playing this straight.

Blitzer or Anderson will probably be the lead guys on CNN, so white hair. Katie Couric will be on ABC, so blonde. Maddow is hosting MSNBC, so brown. Scott Peley on CBS, so grey. Gwen Ifill on PBS, so black. Megan Kelly on FOX, so blonde. Brian Williams on NBC, so brown. Current TV will have Al Gore (!), so grey.

So that’s three networks with grey-haired hosts. Two with blonds, two brown-haired anchors and one black haired anchor.

My mathematical model projects a grey haired host will be the first person to call the election with 37% probability.

The Onion already called the election for John Edwards, just read the article.

Who knows what color hairs the editors there have!

The internet’s pretty big, Mace. If you’re bored with the forum at the moment, there are loads of other sites you can visit.

Tan-pink.

Oh, I’m having more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

T. Herman Zweibel (head editor of the Onion since 1896) is 130 years old, so I’m guessing white or has no hair at all.

How fun is a barrel of monkeys, really?

A barrel of monkeys would be a fucking horror show.

Depends on what color hair they have.

AND a show. I’m easy, but not cheap.

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This seems like a better fit for… oh, let’s say IMHO. I almost never get to move threads to IMHO.
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How about Hairspray?

Carpet or drapes?
I doubt there are any non-aviation blondes on any of the networks.